Weird Neighbor Challenge

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We have had a few challenges posted recently including poems, flowers and dog photos, etc. I was sitting here earlier thinking about some of the weird neighbors we've had over the 15 years we've lived in the south and that gave me an idea for a Weird Neighbor Challenge. We've lived in 4 homes in Tennessee so lots of neighbors. Some were strange/weird while others were amusingly funny/weird. I do believe our very first neighbor takes the cake for Weird Neighbor. I'll call him Chuck, since that is his name but none of you know him so I see no problem using it. He had a 27 foot above-ground pool put in. The first winter he covered the pool and it rained a lot. We had the perfect view of his yard and his foolishness from our dining room - and he kept us entertained. He went out with a hose to siphon the water off the cover and he did it for hours. The idiot didn't realize that the cover he had was the mesh type. While he thought he was sucking water off the top he was actually sucking the pool dry. He dropped the water level two feet before he finally caught on. One more example - one day we were chatting with Chuck and i noticed he had a black eye. I asked him what happened. He said, "I had a vasectomy." Then there was a lull in the story so I said, "The doc missed I take it" He then went on to say that his wife went to the store and he was home alone. He was feeling a little out of it and went in the bathroom to get his meds. As he was standing at the sink he passed out and hit hit the counter-top on his way to the floor and that's how he got a black eye due to his vasectomy. I could go on but now I'm anxious to hear your Weir Neighbor Challenge. Photo: pixabay.com/en/street-neighborhood-neighbors-151961/