Am I too sexy for MyLot?

@TheHorse (74717)
Walnut Creek, California
February 27, 2016 1:08pm CST
OK, The Horse is mad now. If I were rich, I'd be rich, sexy and mean. Both of my posts about my in-class experiment concerning what men and women really look in their loved ones were deleted by the site owner (not Alex) because the photo I used of a friend with her hair hanging down (no naughty bits showing) was deemed too provocative. As revenge, I'm attaching a sexy photo of me. My legs are like pistons, gliding me powerfully yet gracefully under fly balls. My feet smell of ambrosia and nectar, with a hint of new boot aroma. If this post is deleted because I'm simply too sexy for myLot, I'm going to do a post with a picture of my favorite all-time female with her naked tush showing! You can only imagine. By the way, both men and women (in my in-class anonymous study) preferred sense of humor and intelligence over any particular physical attributes. Should humor and intelligence be deemed too sexy for myLot? The top physical attributes were eyes and smiles, not breasts or big muscles or anything like that. Now stare at my sexy legs and feet until you are consumed by a spontaneous frenzy. Vengeance will be mine!
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@owlwings (40006)
• Cambridge, England
27 Feb 16
I am fantasizing over your shoes. They are suede and I love suede. I imagine running my hand over the gentle curves, maybe buffing it with that little brass brush - so shiny and with the bristles expertly crimped - until the knap rises and all the dirt and shiny spots are gone! Shhh! Stop it, Mr. O!
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@vandana7 (68969)
• India
27 Feb 16
OMG...you are in for some problem..lol
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@TheHorse (74717)
• Walnut Creek, California
27 Feb 16
Goodness gracious, now you've got me going with your incredible powers of description. Cold shower time. By the way, they were $29.95 at Big Five Sports.
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@owlwings (40006)
• Cambridge, England
28 Feb 16
@TheHorse I think I have to take a trip to the States to buy me some shoes!
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@jaboUK (55157)
• United Kingdom
27 Feb 16
Oh goodness, I didn't know that your posts had been deleted. I'm an old lady and I didn't find anything offensive about that photo.
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@vandana7 (68969)
• India
27 Feb 16
Sad, isn't it?
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@TheHorse (74717)
• Walnut Creek, California
27 Feb 16
I'm just having some fun with the fact that someone did. I think Alex said someone reported it, and the site owner went with the complaint. I don't think it bothered Alex himself.
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@JudyEv (140890)
• Bunbury, Australia
28 Feb 16
It looked fine to me. You really have to wonder about some people.
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@JolietJake (51067)
• United States
27 Feb 16
Yes
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@vandana7 (68969)
• India
27 Feb 16
No comments here bro....we both will be frowned upon...lol Seriously bro..you could have gone into films...I would have taken you for Rambo.
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@TheHorse (74717)
• Walnut Creek, California
27 Feb 16
Oh my! Now we'll surely be deleted! How could you?
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@TheHorse (74717)
• Walnut Creek, California
27 Feb 16
@vandana7 I briefly mistook him for Sean Connery in his post-Bond years. This post is now brimming with so much raw sexiness, they don't need to delete it. It will simply explode.
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@T_gray (7805)
• Salina, Kansas
27 Feb 16
Very nice legs, very nice indeed!
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@vandana7 (68969)
• India
27 Feb 16
I thought so too...
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@TheHorse (74717)
• Walnut Creek, California
27 Feb 16
Heh heh. Just wait until you see my hands! Wait! I might have a sexy photo that my right hand that my "sexy model" took. She's into photography too!
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@T_gray (7805)
• Salina, Kansas
28 Feb 16
@TheHorse oh I can't wait
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@JudyEv (140890)
• Bunbury, Australia
28 Feb 16
Very nice legs but we need a bit of flesh. What about showing a toe or ten next time?
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@TheHorse (74717)
• Walnut Creek, California
28 Feb 16
I don't want to cause some kind of frenzy or server overload.
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@JudyEv (140890)
• Bunbury, Australia
28 Feb 16
@TheHorse I shouldn't think there'd be too much danger - but then, I haven't seen your toes!
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@Marty1 (37902)
• Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
13 Sep 16
@TheHorse lol! Good looking toes, huh? lol!
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@Corbin5 (122359)
• United States
27 Feb 16
I must say your legs and feet made me swoon!
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@vandana7 (68969)
• India
27 Feb 16
Atta girl! He is mine! Right up to his boots..lol
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@TheHorse (74717)
• Walnut Creek, California
27 Feb 16
Sigh. It's a common response. I just wish my hand on guitar picture would post. Then it would be all over.
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@Daljinder (22179)
• India
27 Feb 16
No comments *smirking*
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@vandana7 (68969)
• India
27 Feb 16
Did you go to his other posts? I did...
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@Daljinder (22179)
• India
27 Feb 16
@vandana7 yep I had
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@TheHorse (74717)
• Walnut Creek, California
27 Feb 16
Smirking is a common defense against spontaneous frenzy.
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@Drosophila (16694)
• Ireland
28 Feb 16
Lol ha! I was right about the results of your research woot
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@TheHorse (74717)
• Walnut Creek, California
28 Feb 16
Kudos to ya! There's stereotypes, and then there's reality. I dont know if I dare present the results of some stuff we do when we cover sexuality in a few weeks.
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@TheHorse (74717)
• Walnut Creek, California
28 Feb 16
@Drosophila I present some information and then let the class ask each other anonymous questions about sexuality and dating. It's always pretty much fun. And further stereotypes are broken.
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@Drosophila (16694)
• Ireland
28 Feb 16
@TheHorse what's the age of your students?
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@amadeo (78087)
• United States
27 Feb 16
The shoes are sexy.If you are a boot fetich.How do we call you sexy.You never post a photo of you.come on do it. All I see is shoes horse,etc.I want to see you.Or you are too private?
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@vandana7 (68969)
• India
27 Feb 16
He has it somewhere..you will have to pick magnifying glasses and start searching previous posts.
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@TheHorse (74717)
• Walnut Creek, California
27 Feb 16
Heh heh. I AM kind of a private person. But I show up now and then.
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@TheHorse (74717)
• Walnut Creek, California
27 Feb 16
@vandana7 I thought I looked pretty charming in first grade. It's been down hill ever since I lost that first tooth.
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• United States
28 Feb 16
dang the luck'f it all, hon. i didn't find such offense neither 'n ya know i'm purty easily offended these days with my one, delicate remainin' feelin'. delighted to hear that folks say they aint so interested 'n that outer package that's promoted like cotton candy'n writin' places such's these...all faked out, surgically enhanced 'n all that pitiful jazz. hmm, wonder if'n they'll delete me fer such a response? if'n so, so be it. love yer new boots, btw.
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• United States
28 Feb 16
@TheHorse :D i'm sure it was, hon. it's most refeshin' to see that perhaps many're lookin' more fer what's important'n shall last a lifetime.
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@vandana7 (68969)
• India
27 Feb 16
I think you are...extremely sexy. :)
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@TheHorse (74717)
• Walnut Creek, California
27 Feb 16
Control yourself, @Vandetta7. But yes, I am aware of my powers. I have to tell my friend that she was too sexy for MyLot. She will laugh.
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@vandana7 (68969)
• India
27 Feb 16
@TheHorse ...And why must I control myself?
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@TheHorse (74717)
• Walnut Creek, California
27 Feb 16
@vandana7 Careful! We have to protect MyLot's reputation! (smiley face emoticon)
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@Jessicalynnt (47879)
• Centralia, Missouri
28 Feb 16
ode to new boot. lol, the comments.... I may have to add you to do, do not drink while reading list.
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@TheHorse (74717)
• Walnut Creek, California
28 Feb 16
I play a good straight man. This post has had some wonderful, hilarious, comments on it. No snarfing your drinks allowed! It can make your sinuses feel sticky.
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• Centralia, Missouri
28 Feb 16
@TheHorse this post really does. but you are right, I do not need to be inhaling my drinks during laughter lol
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@TheHorse (74717)
• Walnut Creek, California
27 Mar 16
@Jessicalynnt I'm glad you found this post and its comments amusing. We're covering sexuality itself next week. Should be interesting.
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@whiteream (3800)
• United States
28 Feb 16
why don't you just use another photo?
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@TheHorse (74717)
• Walnut Creek, California
28 Feb 16
Well, the post is long gone. And I didn't save it. But I've had more fun with this one anyway. You do find my feet kind of...sexy...don't you?
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@whiteream (3800)
• United States
28 Feb 16
@TheHorse I love suede.
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@TheHorse (74717)
• Walnut Creek, California
29 Feb 16
@whiteream Are those things suede? Andyway, I do like them.
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@teamfreak16 (42457)
• Denver, Colorado
27 Feb 16
Well, the boots are really cool.
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@vandana7 (68969)
• India
27 Feb 16
He was talking of feet in the boots.
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@TheHorse (74717)
• Walnut Creek, California
27 Feb 16
@vandana7 Well, we haven't been deleted yet, so the feet contained within those boots must be acceptable.
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@vandana7 (68969)
• India
27 Feb 16
@TheHorse ...Notwithstanding the rest of the content. and double entendres..
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@fishtiger58 (30317)
• Momence, Illinois
28 Feb 16
Looks oddly similar to my post when I posted a shot of myself. Nice boots by the way.
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@TheHorse (74717)
• Walnut Creek, California
29 Feb 16
You posted a sexy legs and feet selfie? I want to see it!
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@fishtiger58 (30317)
• Momence, Illinois
29 Feb 16
@TheHorse I did it's called Dreaming of a Lazy Day. You actually commented on that post.
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@UncleJoe (11372)
• Virginia Beach, Virginia
29 Feb 16
Ya made me laugh so hard I had an organism!
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@TheHorse (74717)
• Walnut Creek, California
5 Mar 16
I don't trust organisms. Stopped having them years ago. The might get into my stomach and make me un-hungry. Can't have that.
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@cherriefic (4813)
• Philippines
28 Feb 16
I like the boots.Don't worry, your post should stay here.
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@TheHorse (74717)
• Walnut Creek, California
28 Feb 16
I think it's going to survive, in spite of the racy boot picture.
@Juliaacv (35103)
• Canada
28 Feb 16
This is really sweet-way to go! Kinda bummed that I missed the discussion (or the picture on that discussion) that prompted this discussion. I guess that all I can say is you are bringing sexy back-lol
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@TheHorse (74717)
• Walnut Creek, California
29 Feb 16
No more pictures of my friend, even if she's just walking the dog. She's just too sexy for MyLot.
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@Lucky15 (33669)
• Philippines
28 Feb 16
Haha. Sticking with humor and intelligence But with the taking down or deletion. I didn't see anything.provocative there. Just a woman with long hair
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@TheHorse (74717)
• Walnut Creek, California
28 Feb 16
Yep. Kind of sad. Just a friend of mine. A good-hearted person at that.
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@mammots (3271)
• Philippines
28 Feb 16
Your shoes are nice. But i think men who wear open leather sandals with clean feet and toe nails are irrisistibly sexy even if they wear blue denim pants.
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@TheHorse (74717)
• Walnut Creek, California
28 Feb 16
I really enjoyed my sexy feet in Santa Barbara, because we all wore flip flops a lot. I thought the flip flop tan lines were cool.
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@mammots (3271)
• Philippines
28 Feb 16
@TheHorse Would you like to share a picture of you and your friends flip flop tan lines here?
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@TheHorse (74717)
• Walnut Creek, California
28 Feb 16
@mammots Alas, I don't think I have any!
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