Forlorn Fluffy

@UncleJoe (9964)
Virginia Beach, Virginia
March 2, 2016 7:56pm CST
It never fails. Just when I think things are starting to look up something comes along to present a new crisis. What am I talking about this time? Poor Fluffy. Now that I have my sight back he thinks he’s out of a job because I no longer need a seeing-eye turtle. Now he just stays inside, (his shell) and mopes like a 3 year old. Then I discovered something even worse this afternoon. He didn’t know I was standing quietly behind him when he opened his front door. When he saw me as I bent closer he jerked his head back in and slammed it shut, but not before I got a little whiff of alcohol on his breath. I hollered for him to come back out but Fluffy only ignored me. Then I heard him turn up his stereo in there to drown me out. I hope he gets over this soon. I miss my little friend.
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@Jessicalynnt (47895)
• Centralia, Missouri
3 Mar 16
lol drunk turtle. I bet there is a soup for that
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@rebelann (41404)
• El Paso, Texas
3 Mar 16
Seeeee, it's not nice to mess with Mother Nature ....... well, at least not from Fluffy's point of view.
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@MGjhaud (20737)
• Philippines
3 Mar 16
for real? its a turtle? what a name for a turtle lol. probably it kind of felt that you have your sight back. poor Fluffy.
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• United States
3 Mar 16
Aw hahaha, that is a cute story Joe. I love your turtle too. I hope he comes out soon.
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@DianneN (78465)
• United States
3 Mar 16
I'm screaming with laughter here in FL!!!!!!
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@UncleJoe (9964)
• Virginia Beach, Virginia
4 Mar 16
I'll bet you wouldn't be laughing if it was YOUR turtle!
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@DianneN (78465)
• United States
4 Mar 16
@UncleJoe I'd want some of that whiskey!
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@UncleJoe (9964)
• Virginia Beach, Virginia
4 Mar 16
@DianneN Maybe so, but my looks aren't everything.
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@Platespinner (16520)
• Winston Salem, North Carolina
4 Mar 16
Driving a turtle to drink...shame on you, Uncle Joe!!
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@UncleJoe (9964)
• Virginia Beach, Virginia
4 Mar 16
He got this notion on his own @Platespinner Please leave me out of it.
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@lilnana1111 (2341)
• United States
4 Mar 16
Lol, Fluffy sounds like a fun turtle.
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@Corbin5 (106593)
• United States
3 Mar 16
AA meeting for Fluffy immediately! You broke him!
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@JudyEv (123435)
• Bunbury, Australia
3 Mar 16
If he continues to ignore you - or if he is drinking your whisky - why not turn him into a doorstop? Just a thought.
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@jstory07 (67162)
• Roseburg, Oregon
3 Mar 16
He just needs some time to be by himself so let him have that time.
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• Jacksonville, Florida
4 Mar 16
Sounds like one heck of a fit he is throwing! Sorry I haven't been on your discussions lately, life has thrown us a few curve balls with our baby.