The Zombie and the Wizard of OZ
By Steve West
March 5, 2016 7:36am CST
The Zombie came to the Emerald City. He asked the Wizard of OZ for a brain. "Sorry," said the Wizard. "You're dead. No brain!" The Zombie was very upset. He asked the Wizard of OZ for a heart. "Sorry again," announced the Wizard. "You really are quite dead. No heart!" The Zombie was extremely angry. He went up to the Wizard and took a bite of his arm. The Wizard was startled. "Why did you do that?" asked the Wizard. The Zombie responded, "You didn't give me what I wanted, but I don't need courage. After all, I am dead. What do I have to worry about?"
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