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In the relatively short time I've been using sites such as this I have come to realise that many ordinary, everyday words take on a whole new meaning within the electronic confines in which we operate. Here are a few along with their new meaning: Discussion - A one-sided diatribe containing many facts (see below). Fact - a personal opinion borne from absolutely no evidence what so ever! Facts are often proven by the provision of a link to a website consisting of many more such facts!! Like - A capital offence if not accompanied by a response (see below). Response - A trite offering to ensure one's digital life is spared when a like (see above) has been proffered. Earning - The act of receiving money for very little effort. Money can be earned in a variety of ways, of which informing (see below) and incest (see below) are very popular. Informing - Stating the bleedin' obvious!! Incest - The act of earning (see above) money by posting about how much money has been earned! All content within this discussion is verifiable fact. Please visit WorDazzaIsAlwaysRight.KnowAll.uk for further information. I've earned the square root of naff all in the last few days so please help by liking. Only respond if you value your life