My house is built on a lot

@JolietJake (51107)
United States
March 16, 2016 6:02am CST
It's not built on a yard. In fact, we purchased two lots, and had the house built on one. So we have an empty lot next to us. But some dolt thinks me talking about the stray cats on my lot is about myLot...I guess because they are just a brainless dolt. They don't understand what a 'play on words' is. They don't get humor, or sarcasm, or understand a twist to the plot. They are just a dolt. In fact, they yak and yammer and specifically name me (post a link to my discussion) even though they have me blocked, so they know I can't say anything in the comments to refute their stupid allegations. Of course, it appears many people refuted them for me...thanks to those who did. I'm pretty sure Canadians understand English, so it isn't a language gap. Maybe it is just a gap between their ears...
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@AkoPinay (10099)
• Philippines
16 Mar 16
I blame the cats. Haha! Kidding
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@JolietJake (51107)
• United States
16 Mar 16
Scar says it is all my fault...
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@vandana7 (67521)
• India
26 Mar 16
@JolietJake ...Scar is the judge.
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@JolietJake (51107)
• United States
26 Mar 16
@vandana7 He is the judge, the jury, and the executioner
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@Platespinner (17062)
• Winston Salem, North Carolina
16 Mar 16
I've seen lots of stray cats on myLot...and a few of them actually belong to me.
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@JolietJake (51107)
• United States
16 Mar 16
My Dad and I think a few of them are actually more feral than just stray...they pop up in the treeline and are gone as soon as they see a human.
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• Winston Salem, North Carolina
16 Mar 16
@JolietJake Just watch out that some well meaning individual doesn't trap them and take them in to be spayed/neutered.
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@JolietJake (51107)
• United States
16 Mar 16
@Platespinner If they trap the strays, fine. Trapping Scar would mean coming into the yard and taking him off the lead. And he'd probably just purr at them...
@jstory07 (69746)
• Roseburg, Oregon
16 Mar 16
I bet it is a gap between their ears.
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@JolietJake (51107)
• United States
16 Mar 16
Or petty jealousy...or something they have invented...
@PainsOnSlate (20503)
• Canada
16 Mar 16
Really you are blaming the Canadians? I think I mentioned I don't have a cat...Are you talking about a Canadian Cat?...I sent you a picture of my lot without the cat, I have a back yard but I live on a lot.... I'm so confused..
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@JolietJake (51107)
• United States
16 Mar 16
No, I am blaming a specific Canadian. I get along with most of y'all.
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• Canada
16 Mar 16
@JolietJake There are a lot of us here.. Its very boring here in the winter. We turn to the internet for entertainment over watching snow melt.
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@JolietJake (51107)
• United States
16 Mar 16
@PainsOnSlate I've got a 'friend' up there...actually met him here on the 'Lot back in 2007...we talk on facebook, and anytime I think it may be 'cold' here, he lets me know how it is up in his neck of the woods. Southern Illinois seems almost balmy.
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@silvermist (20116)
• India
16 Mar 16
@JolietJake Today I learned a new word.Actually I am surprised I did not know this word earlier.Or may be I forgot.-dolt-a stupid person.I know there are a few.But I am trying to guess who this particular person is?
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@JolietJake (51107)
• United States
16 Mar 16
I'm not going to stoop to their level and link their discussion, but I did wait to post this until I was sure they were online.
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@silvermist (20116)
• India
16 Mar 16
@JolietJake I am sure they did not miss it. Nice of you.
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@JudyEv (134345)
• Bunbury, Australia
16 Mar 16
I was in my late teens when I saw a sign saying 'Lots for Sale' and asked why they didn't specify what they actually had for sale rather than just saying 'lots'.
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@JolietJake (51107)
• United States
16 Mar 16
Because they had a lot of them
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@Lucky15 (33700)
• Philippines
16 Mar 16
Hahaha I thought teeth has only gap Looking at the brighter side...you had one discussion "dedicated" to them
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@JolietJake (51107)
• United States
16 Mar 16
Yes, this one is most assuredly dedicated to them.
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@LadyDuck (175604)
• Switzerland
16 Mar 16
I am sure you refer to a specific user with a gap between his ears. What do Scar think of stray cats on YOURlot?
@JolietJake (51107)
• United States
16 Mar 16
He pitches a fit, doesn't want them around at all
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