I Am The Great Ninja

@RussTeed (1511)
United States
March 23, 2016 5:36pm CST
I am the Great Ninja on a double-secret mission. I was surreptitiously ordered to seek out and capture MyLot's @theblock – he is wanted in 73 countries. I approached his location and saw a 1972 Ford Pinto and a dumpster. I couldn't tell at the time which was his home. First, I crept up the Pinto, Great Ninja style, and flung open the door. I saw a ghastly sight. No, not @theblock – it was his Ken and Barbie dolls arranged in promiscuous position. Note to self: This guy needs help, big help. Two Ken's? Really? Anyway, next I sneaked up to the dumpster via Great Ninja rolls, a series of karate chops and I hopped in. There was approximately 800 mouse traps that attached themselves to various, and some uncomfortable, body parts. He did it again. @theblock outsmarted the Great Ninja once again and remains at large. I'll get him yet! Photo: Pixabay Public Domain, free for commercial use. No attribution required.
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@jahunt (1391)
• United States
23 Mar 16
Good try! Lol! To catch @theblock you have got to think like @the block!
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@RussTeed (1511)
• United States
23 Mar 16
I would have to remove half my brain to accomplish that. I think I can do it!
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@jahunt (1391)
• United States
23 Mar 16
@RussTeed Oh lawd! Back to your laboratory! Lol!
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@RussTeed (1511)
• United States
23 Mar 16
@jahunt Yup back to the lab and hopefully explosion free!
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• United States
23 Mar 16
Yes this is an important announcement. This is a representative which represents the other 123 countries of the world. We are looking for the block too.
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@RussTeed (1511)
• United States
23 Mar 16
Once I capture he, I will hand him over to you - and collect my reward!
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• United States
23 Mar 16
@RussTeed Okay lovely Ninja fellow. I once dated a Ninja..I could never catch up with him he was a shadow.
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@RussTeed (1511)
• United States
23 Mar 16
@TiarasOceanView Ahaha! So he was stalking you! lol
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@mommaj (22770)
• United States
23 Mar 16
Ouch. He's a crafty fellow. You might want to put on body armor. Good luck with your search.
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@RussTeed (1511)
• United States
24 Mar 16
The Great Ninja has been after him for years only to be foiled every time. I will get him, I've... Got to... mister! Wait, that was captain Kirk...
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@mommaj (22770)
• United States
24 Mar 16
@RussTeed Now I know you hit your head in that trash can. HAHAHA
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@RussTeed (1511)
• United States
24 Mar 16
@mommaj My head has been struck so many times, a dozen eggs.
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@Lucky15 (33382)
• Philippines
23 Mar 16
haha, those mouse traps i don't want to think about the two ken
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@RussTeed (1511)
• United States
23 Mar 16
Yes, that little detail was quite puzzling. He is a sick pup! LOL
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@Lucky15 (33382)
• Philippines
23 Mar 16
@RussTeed back with the mouse traps :))
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@Corbin5 (106592)
• United States
24 Mar 16
A mighty, and a bit twisted, quest this happens to be.
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@RussTeed (1511)
• United States
24 Mar 16
LOL I think there may be a compliment in there somewhere.
@vandana7 (65062)
• India
24 Mar 16
I can't but help appreciating the Great Ninja's track record..
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