I Am The Great Ninja

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I am the Great Ninja on a double-secret mission. I was surreptitiously ordered to seek out and capture MyLot's @theblock – he is wanted in 73 countries. I approached his location and saw a 1972 Ford Pinto and a dumpster. I couldn't tell at the time which was his home. First, I crept up the Pinto, Great Ninja style, and flung open the door. I saw a ghastly sight. No, not @theblock – it was his Ken and Barbie dolls arranged in promiscuous position. Note to self: This guy needs help, big help. Two Ken's? Really? Anyway, next I sneaked up to the dumpster via Great Ninja rolls, a series of karate chops and I hopped in. There was approximately 800 mouse traps that attached themselves to various, and some uncomfortable, body parts. He did it again. @theblock outsmarted the Great Ninja once again and remains at large. I'll get him yet! Photo: Pixabay Public Domain, free for commercial use. No attribution required.