I hung my stockings by the chimney with care...

By JJ
@JolietJake (37873)
March 27, 2016 5:26am CST
...and this morning they were still empty. Even worse, Scar had been toying with them and they had runs in them. Nope...The Easter Bunny didn't leave me one single chocolate rabbit...not even a stale peep. I guess I don't really need all that sugar anyway. Guess I'll just pretend the handful of pills I take this morning are candy. *wanders off to see if Scar has caught a rabbit*
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@allknowing (54676)
• India
28 Mar 16
I think you have got it slightly wrong. You are supposed to hunt. But you did hunt I remember. What happened?
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@JolietJake (37873)
28 Mar 16
I missed it actually
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@allknowing (54676)
• India
28 Mar 16
@JolietJake So you put up a stocking. Who did you expect would come and fill that up for you.
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@JolietJake (37873)
28 Mar 16
@allknowing The Easter Rabbit. He breaks into houses all through the world leaving chocolate rabbit ears for people.
@rina110383 (21980)
27 Mar 16
The Easter Bunny didn't leave a single chocolate rabbit because you didn't discuss on your previous post why the bunny is hiding its eggs.
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@JolietJake (37873)
27 Mar 16
He didn't want people to know he was screwing a chicken...
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@rina110383 (21980)
27 Mar 16
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@marlina (58464)
• Canada
27 Mar 16
Maybe you didn't get anything from the Easter bunny because you have been a "naughty boy" since Christmas?
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@JolietJake (37873)
27 Mar 16
I haven't had the energy to be naughty, maybe he's just been reading my mind
@JohnRoberts (36127)
• Los Angeles, California
27 Mar 16
Tweety Bird would never stand a chance with Scar around.
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@JolietJake (37873)
27 Mar 16
Now that you mention it...last summer I saw Scar going spastic in one of the bedrooms...a bird had got in and Scar was trying to climb the wall to reach it perched on the curtain rod. Had a heck of a time catching him and shutting him in another room so I could catch the bird and let it out safely...
• Lakewood, Colorado
27 Mar 16
Happy Easter you pill popper you.
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• Philippines
27 Mar 16
maybe the stockings were a bit stingy that the rabbits couldn't take it. or just scar was besides the stocking...waiting
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@amadeo (43883)
• United States
27 Mar 16
you got the right season there.
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@Juliaacv (20626)
• Canada
27 Mar 16
I know what you mean This was the very first year that I did not buy one single Easter chocolate item.
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@Jessicalynnt (48191)
• Centralia, Missouri
27 Mar 16
hey now dark chocolate is good for you! lol Easter bunny missed my house too.
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@Lucky15 (33763)
• Philippines
27 Mar 16
maybe the bunny got stuck or scared of Scar
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@crossbones27 (14328)
• Redlands, California
27 Mar 16
There you go. Get Scar to catch a rabbit and then dip it in chocolate. 1 cat killed rabbit dipped in chocolate = chocolate bunny. Happy Easter JJ
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