The vacuum cleaner is evil

Don't let the smile fool you!
@akalinus (21377)
United States
April 13, 2016 6:13pm CST
The vacuum cleaner at work may be possessed. Or maybe, it just drinks or shoots up. I don't know much about its life in the shed. It is a canister type. It should follow me as I pull it along. Guess again. It lurches, it bashes against everything. It catches the cord under every door and sometimes gets tipsy and dumps all the tools out of the well on top. The naughty thing just wants to show me its bottom. Do you have any suggestions? Is there a vacuum rehab? Is it too late?
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@Raelove (17605)
• Saco, Maine
13 Apr 16
Just look at its face! It's taunting you!
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@akalinus (21377)
• United States
13 Apr 16
I know and I have to see it every time.
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@Raelove (17605)
• Saco, Maine
14 Apr 16
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@TheHorse (72525)
• Walnut Creek, California
14 Apr 16
That's what I was thinking too.
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@quantum2020 (9979)
• Ciudad De Mexico, Mexico
14 Apr 16
Maybe is the heavy load that it carries in its stomach that makes it move ackwardly!
@akalinus (21377)
• United States
14 Apr 16
i never thought of that. Do you suppose it is pregnant? Or, just overeats?
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• Ciudad De Mexico, Mexico
14 Apr 16
@akalinus It´s probably pregnant and it´s going to have a vacuumito next week.
@akalinus (21377)
• United States
14 Apr 16
That's wild! @quantum2020
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@BelleStarr (39695)
• United States
15 Apr 16
lol I think the vacuum is after your job and trying to drive you crazy!!
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@akalinus (21377)
• United States
15 Apr 16
It is dong very well in the driving me crazy department. It is eerie when it catches on a door or chairs and it peeks around the corner staring at me with one eye.
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@BelleStarr (39695)
• United States
15 Apr 16
@akalinus I think a little holy water is called for!! lol
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@akalinus (21377)
• United States
15 Apr 16
@BelleStarr Or an exorcism.
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@LadyDuck (177220)
• Switzerland
14 Apr 16
Look how nice this vacuum is, it surely wants to play with you.
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@akalinus (21377)
• United States
14 Apr 16
It is smiling, but what is it really thinking?
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@LadyDuck (177220)
• Switzerland
15 Apr 16
@akalinus This is the mystery, may be to play tricks.
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@Hannihar (42314)
23 Feb
It is very temperamental. Is there someone there that can help you figure out what is going on there?
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@akalinus (21377)
• United States
23 Feb
That cleaner stopped working so now we have a different type.
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@Hannihar (42314)
25 Feb
@akalinus Is the new one good Jo Ann?
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@akalinus (21377)
• United States
26 Feb
@Hannihar Yes, this one behaves. I miss the old one because it had attachments.
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@TheHorse (72525)
• Walnut Creek, California
14 Apr 16
Replace that deceptive smile face with something diabolical. I love my vacuum. Vacuuming is one of my great joys.
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@akalinus (21377)
• United States
14 Apr 16
Would you come and do my vacuuming? I find it tedious at best.The rugs could use some loving.
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@TheHorse (72525)
• Walnut Creek, California
14 Apr 16
@akalinus I'll stop by on the way to work.
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@akalinus (21377)
• United States
14 Apr 16
@IvySaysHi (4342)
• United States
13 Apr 16
That is funny but it looks really creepy to me
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@akalinus (21377)
• United States
13 Apr 16
Yes, it looks at you in a intriguing way. Should I trust it?
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@IvySaysHi (4342)
• United States
13 Apr 16
@akalinus probably not.
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@akalinus (21377)
• United States
13 Apr 16
@IvySaysHi Good call!
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• Preston, England
17 Apr 16
sounds like it needs humanely euthenising with a lump hammer, bonfire and dropping in a lake before you adopt its replacement
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@akalinus (21377)
• United States
17 Apr 16
I have had a few unsavory thoughts about the cleaner. But restraint ruled and it lives to suck more another day.
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@sharon6345 (138800)
• United States
13 Apr 16
It needs a whooping real good. Then it will act right.
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@akalinus (21377)
• United States
13 Apr 16
I yell at it sometimes. I threaten to send it to be reeducated. It just looks at me, not even a little tear.
@marlina (78196)
• Canada
20 Nov 16
I don't know the answer to this, all I know is that I have vacuums.
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@JESSY3236 (7294)
• United States
15 Apr 16
Maybe it's shy. Or maybe it needs a good spanking. lol I do agree that face is a little creepy.
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@carebear29 (28647)
• Wausau, Wisconsin
14 Apr 16
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@JohnRoberts (63303)
• Los Angeles, California
14 Apr 16
Perhaps you should into getting an exorcist to get rid of the demon dust bunnies that have taken control of the vacuum cleaner.
@akalinus (21377)
• United States
14 Apr 16
Hmm, got to think about that.