Tell me doctor, am I mad yet?

@xFiacre (6848)
Ireland
April 15, 2016 5:21am CST
"Do I feel a poem coming on", I wonder to myself as I watch the sun dip into the western sea and dissolve in an explosion of colour. "No", I tell my curious self. "It's just a touch of wind. It'll pass soon of its own accord, but if it's tardy and lingers in the gut too long you can apply a little bit of pressure to relieve the discomfort and you can then set the poem that you think might be coming on to the resulting tune."
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@LadyDuck (126775)
• Switzerland
15 Apr 16
Bad dream, or stomach ache? I do not care to ask my doctor if I am mad, I think I am a bit nut.
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@Marty1 (28673)
• Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
15 Apr 16
@ladydcuck You have one of the most stable head. I know on your shoulders that I have ever met in online writing. I think you are great and not nearly even a tiny sliver of nut. IIf anybody is nut a complete crazy person, and i am heavily medicated one.The one who forgets to eat till she passes out on her back five days later of hunger. Now, everybody, i talk to talks to me about food and says did you ever try this?SYOu should try cooking some food like this? And my aunt can I bring you food? And my neighbor calls .and i get calls reminding me. A friend wants to take me out to eat once a week. I will be going she asked my sis, and she said i could go. She said she will call Monday's with what days are good for her and see if i can go that day. She sometimes works over night as a dog sitter and nanny and goes and feeds horses every other day at night .
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@LadyDuck (126775)
• Switzerland
16 Apr 16
@Marty1 You are too kind, we all have our strange habits. I use to talk to the animals and some of my neighbors think I am a bit crazy because animals do not understand. I am sure they are wrong, because animals come near me and they seems to understand what I say.
@Marty1 (28673)
• Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
16 Apr 16
@LadyDuck Of course they understand. I always talk to animals. I talk to my sister's dog and my hamster, Marty!
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@JolietJake (43379)
• Olney, Illinois
15 Apr 16
My doctor decided I was mad when I punched him in the nose.
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@xFiacre (6848)
• Ireland
15 Apr 16
@jolietjake Was he able to fix his own nose?
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@JolietJake (43379)
• Olney, Illinois
15 Apr 16
@xFiacre No, but his best friend is a plastic surgeon and gave him a cut rate price,
@xFiacre (6848)
• Ireland
15 Apr 16
@JolietJake Oh they're all in on it together those rogues.
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@celticeagle (114494)
• Boise, Idaho
15 Apr 16
Indigestion or weather?
@xFiacre (6848)
• Ireland
15 Apr 16
@celticeagle Indigestion. We call it wind, you call it gas.
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@celticeagle (114494)
• Boise, Idaho
15 Apr 16
@xFiacre ...I don't call it gas.
@xFiacre (6848)
• Ireland
15 Apr 16
@celticeagle That's good. I don't like the term gas .
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@Marty1 (28673)
• Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
15 Apr 16
@cvelticeagle I am trying to learn poetry forms more than just the haiku, and the free form I know. i I always feel a poem coming on in either of the two types I know. AmI mad yet? I know I am craxyu but am back on all my media even filled a prescription yesterday! SO maybe i will get more calm soon.
@amadeo (51289)
• United States
15 Apr 16
Sometime I get he get mad at me.He always say what do you want to do.You tell me your the doctor.