A Raccoon named Genius

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I've mentioned that I have raccoon's out the wazoo here at my place and I had mentioned to @Marcyaz how they love to knock down the wind chimes that I have placed in my trees (they think they're toys). One time, my house got invaded by fire ants and managed to get into all the foods in the upper cabinets. Even the brand new products like boxes of cereal and a peanut butter jar. I rapidly grabbed a garbage bag unloading all the cabinets and took the bag out to my car and placed it into the back seat to throw away the next day. When I went out the next day and opened the drivers door, the interior of the car was a nightmare. The garbage bag was torn apart and ALL the items inside were all over the place. I had forgotten to roll up the window on the car and the raccoon's decided to investigate the bag. The one thing that really got to me was the fact that they had figured out how to open a new container of powdered cocoa. They dumped the majority of it on the driver's seat and then stepping into the powder, tracked it all over the interior of the car. The dash, console, other seats and the back window area. It was a nightmare to clean up along with all the fire ants that appreciated the free dinner that was everywhere. I imagine the leader of the raccoon's named Genius would be able to open a combination safe.