Check out the GREAT deals at JJ's Shoe Emporium!!!

@JolietJake (51107)
United States
May 2, 2016 2:07pm CST
That's right! All this month at JJ's Shoe Emporium we've got the sale of the year going on! Any style of shoe or boot is ON SALE this month only! And this month, it's BUY ONE GET ONE FREE! Yes!! Buy any left or right shoe or boot, and we'll throw a matching right or left shoe or boot in ABSOLUTELY FREE!!! Shoes! Boots! Overshoes! Undershoes! Slippers! Sliders! If it fits your foot, WE'VE GOT IT!!! And YOU can get it! Right here at JJ's Shoe Emporium! This month, keep your feet sweet!! (JJ's Shoe Emporium accepts all major credit cards. Cash is also accepted, however there is an extra $20 fee for cash transactions. JJ's will not be held responsible for heel blisters, heel spurs, or bad taste in fashion. Makes credit slips out to ThisGuyTookAllMyMoney@CashScam.com)
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@louievill (19663)
• Philippines
2 May 16
Do you have tactical combat boots? We will be entering and raiding a certain shoe emporium later tonight
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@JolietJake (51107)
• United States
2 May 16
We have combat boots in camouflage and formal wear!
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@sulynsi (2836)
• Canada
2 May 16
A shoe in for 'best new business' most up-heeling spam it will be toe to toe with many a major retailer
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@JolietJake (51107)
• United States
2 May 16
We'll even throw in a FREE RECEIPT with each purchase!
@sulynsi (2836)
• Canada
2 May 16
@JolietJake a free receipt!!!???
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@JolietJake (51107)
• United States
2 May 16
@sulynsi Thermal printed on ecologically sound recycled paper!
• United States
2 May 16
Do you sale women shoes too?
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@JolietJake (51107)
• United States
2 May 16
High heels, low heels, no heels, we've got 'em all!
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• United States
2 May 16
@JolietJake Yay! I could never afford Chanel flats ~ hope you have some!
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@JolietJake (51107)
• United States
2 May 16
@infatuatedbby We've Chanel flats AND Chanel mountains!
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@TheHorse (72360)
• Walnut Creek, California
2 May 16
Do you have Air Jordans?
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@JolietJake (51107)
• United States
2 May 16
Why yes! We even partnered with the company and can supply you with Water Jordans, Fire Jordans, and Earth Jordans as well!
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@TheHorse (72360)
• Walnut Creek, California
2 May 16
@JolietJake Well, that about covers it. I'll send payment as soon as I get my $5,000,000US from that Barrister fella in Nigeria.
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@JudyEv (134920)
• Bunbury, Australia
3 May 16
Hope you've made a few sales. People always fall for that 'buy one get one free' racket.
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@JolietJake (51107)
• United States
3 May 16
Don't forget to check with us next month for our June Blowout Sale! That's right! The ENTIRE month of June is BUY ONE GET ONE! Simply amazing! All month long, buy one, and one is what you get!
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@JudyEv (134920)
• Bunbury, Australia
3 May 16
@JolietJake What if I don't want the one I get? What if I want a different one?
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@JolietJake (51107)
• United States
3 May 16
@JudyEv For a small restocking and handling fee equivalent to 150% of your purchase price, we will gladly give you the shoe of your preferred choice!
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@CRK109 (14413)
• United States
2 May 16
"If" it fits! lol Well, as they say, if the shoe fits, wear it. And the shoe will, hopefully, keep your foot out of your mouth! And that says a lot! Thanks for the best laugh of the day! :)
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@JolietJake (51107)
• United States
2 May 16
We have some half-and-half half-soles at half off!
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@CRK109 (14413)
• United States
2 May 16
@JolietJake I'll "half" to think about that one! :)
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@JudyEv (134920)
• Bunbury, Australia
3 May 16
@CRK109 Hey hey! Well done you! Don't go giving JJ any quarter!
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@much2say (40140)
• United States
2 May 16
You carry kids shoes too? My kids are always tearing up their good shoes . . . I need me a good sale!
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@JolietJake (51107)
• United States
2 May 16
No, we don't carry them, but we have shopping carts you can put them in for your convenience!
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@JolietJake (51107)
• United States
2 May 16
The kid's shoes AND the kids!
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@much2say (40140)
• United States
2 May 16
@JolietJake I was hoping you had shopping carts that "I" could sit in and the kids could push ME!
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@Jessicalynnt (47880)
• Centralia, Missouri
3 May 16
lol, bad taste hmmn. Well that's good as I am looking for a pair of those Alien Ripley shoes
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@JolietJake (51107)
• United States
2 May 17
Hey look! It only took me 364 days to respond!
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• Centralia, Missouri
6 May 17
@JolietJake I wonder what I meant about those shoes lol!!!
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@rakski (21989)
• Philippines
2 May 16
I want boots!!! a brown one, up til thigh! I hope you got them
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@JolietJake (51107)
• United States
2 May 16
Why yes, we do! Can I help you put them on?
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@rakski (21989)
• Philippines
3 May 16
@JolietJake oh yes, probably I need that. With the humidity here, I will be sweating all over before I can put that on.
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• Philippines
2 May 16
how about running and chicken shoes? i need them badly
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@JolietJake (51107)
• United States
2 May 16
*looks through inventory* Running shoes, yes...chicken shoes...no...but I have some duck shoes...
• Philippines
2 May 16
@JolietJake that will do
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@crossbones27 (21176)
• Redlands, California
2 May 16
Here take my money. I just want one shoe though because you know I have to be different. At least I will only get one blister while everyone else gets two. HaHa.
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@JolietJake (51107)
• United States
2 May 16
If you want, we can sell you a mismatched pair...
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• Redlands, California
2 May 16
@JolietJake That might work, then I could get one blister and one heel spur.
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@vandana7 (67645)
• India
2 May 16
My central bank says no...so there goes my hope...
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@JolietJake (51107)
• United States
2 May 16
We here at JJ's Shoe Emporium offer FREE FINANCING with only a 25.9577465% surcharge compounded daily on any outstanding balance!
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@vandana7 (67645)
• India
2 May 16
@JolietJake ..India goes bankrupt..
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@teamfreak16 (41407)
• Colorado Springs, Colorado
2 May 16
Funny. I need a new pair of Doc's. I'll send some cash in a few days.
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@JolietJake (51107)
• United States
2 May 16
We also have Orthodontist's in stock!
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• Grand Junction, Colorado
3 May 16
Thank you for the great laugh through this whole discussion. You truly have a great talent.
@JolietJake (51107)
• United States
2 May 17
Thank you. I get a good one every once in a while.