Has anyone seen my wedding smile?
By Fiacre Banks
May 4, 2016 1:05am CST
I've a wedding to be at on Saturday. I've been able to find the attire I usually throw on for such occasions, but I can't find my wedding smile - can't find it anywhere. I know I had it back last May when my son got married and I've checked all my pockets but it's nowhere to be found and there's no way that I'm going to pay good money for a new one, because as soon as I would do that the old one would turn up. Anyway I wouldnt have time to break in a new one in time for Saturday, and you know how painful it can be wearing in a new smile, and how sore your jaws can get after a short time. So if you come across that smile anywhere let me know. It's one of those half-hearted, over-stretched ones.
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