Funny Guy (A Poem)

@zebra2222 (5149)
United States
May 7, 2016 4:11pm CST
Look at that funny guy With the multi-colored bow tie. He's dancing around In his wife's nightgown. He's flipping his hat in the air. He's offering his bubblegum to share. His name is Elmer Freeze. He loves to shoot the breeze. He's one enormous tease. And his pants Are covered with fleas. Elmer enjoys playing tricks Like "How do you do?" He does this to Martians, Zombies, and you. Elmer is married to Donna B. Shrek. They live in a plastic castle Which is a borderline wreck. Elmer is happy. He's content with his life. Just beware when Elmer Brushes his teeth with a knife. Okay, the knife is plastic. You really need not fear. It's just a little weird. Seeing a bird Flying out of Elmer's ear.
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4 responses
@Genipher (5140)
• United States
7 May 16
You need to stay away from that guy. He's a weirdo.
@zebra2222 (5149)
• United States
7 May 16
He's not a real person, but he would be considered awfully weird.
@Genipher (5140)
• United States
7 May 16
@zebra2222 His bow tie though...that's cool.
@KristenH (23768)
• Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio
7 May 16
Great poem. I liked it.
@zebra2222 (5149)
• United States
7 May 16
Glad you liked it. I was in a funny mood when I wrote it.
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@KristenH (23768)
• Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio
8 May 16
@zebra2222 Funny moods are always good.
@pgntwo (21625)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
7 May 16
Elmer Freeze sounds a down-to-earth kinda guy!
@zebra2222 (5149)
• United States
7 May 16
I first thought of Elmer Fudd, and then I changed directions.
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@cintol (5531)
• United States
16 May 16
That was really cute, nice job