Who is your spirit princess?

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Which Disney Princess (or Prince) do you relate to? For me, I was going to say Fiona. You know, Shrek's wife? But then I realized she's NOT a Disney princess. It figures. Disney doesn't make fat princesses. Disney doesn't make ugly princesses. Disney doesn't make princesses that can't sing. Or dance. So how can I relate to them? Sure, I COULD say I'm a bit like Belle since I love to read. I COULD say I'm like Ariel or Merida, because I have red hair. I COULD say I'm like Sleeping Beauty because, um, I like to sleep. I COULD say I'm like Pocahontas because I love being in the woods. But they're all too...perfect. Now Fiona? She's MY kind of Princess. Her singing makes birds explode. So does mine! She's fat. Me too! And at night she turns into a beast. I'm batting a thousand so far! Where are all the REAL Disney princesses? And princes, for that matter? REAL people aren't all thin, attractive, movie stars. I want to see some more fat princesses. Princesses that are missing an arm or a leg or have a big 'ol wart on their face. Show us that beauty really DOES come from the inside. Now that I've got that rant out of my system... Do you relate to any particular Disney princess? Or non-Disney cartoon princess? Do you think Disney princesses are characters girls should look up to and admire? Oh, and guys? Which prince would you relate to? Unless, um, you relate to a princess.