Shrek's Mother's Day

@zebra2222 (5198)
United States
May 8, 2016 7:05am CST
Shrek went to see his mom. It was her special day. He brought her a gift Of mushrooms and hay. Shrek also brought her Stinko cologne, As well as a decrepit Cellular phone. "Mom is the greatest," Said Shrek with a laugh. "I hope she likes this cologne. She can use it with her bath." Shrek's mother loved To take her bath in the swamp. It was her time to relax. Shrek knocked on her door. He was pleased to hear His mom playing on A broken down sax. "Hey mom, it's your son, I just came to say. Onions have layers But ah, you have layers too. Happy Mother's Day."
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@Inlemay (17162)
• South Africa
9 May 16
ha ha - thats a favourite line of mine when I am very complicated - Mothers have layers too indeed!