How Many Times Have I Told You Not to Do This?

@Corbin5 (109662)
United States
May 9, 2016 2:54pm CST
Molly has a habit of rolling on whatever she feels needs a roll-on. Usually she is rolling on a scent of some sort. It is usually something that has a bit of a stink to it. I have to use doggie wipes after her walk to remove the odor of whatever the roll-on thing happened to be. I do not mind the stink, but I do mind her unladylike behavior during the rolling process. No way should a little girl pup allow all the world to see her private parts. I have told Molly that anyone driving by can easily see her private parts. I have heard many a wolf whistle coming from a boy dog riding in the backseat of his owner's car too! Also, any boy dog on a walk with his owner gets a full view of what should not be viewed. After every walk, I do discuss with Molly the proper way a self-respecting girl pup should behave, but to date, all my discussions have been to no avail. If Molly continues to behave in this manner, her reputation will be ruined!
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@Daljinder (21718)
• India
9 May 16
Maybe she is an exhibitionist.
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@Corbin5 (109662)
• United States
10 May 16
@Daljinder I think she is practicing her moves so that fame comes her way!
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• United States
9 May 16
She must be a very confident happy pup lolz
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@Corbin5 (109662)
• United States
10 May 16
@TiarasOceanView Yes, she is happy and delights in the rolling-on-her-back habit.
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@allknowing (66716)
• India
10 May 16
Molly please ignore what your Mom says. I do it too. That is the only way I can scratch my back. But the moment I do that I get a good scrub from Mom. I like it. How else can I say that my back is itching. Love Preiti
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@Corbin5 (109662)
• United States
10 May 16
@allknowing Oh Preiti, you do look adorable in your photo! Showed your photo to Molly and she said, "See Mom? Everyone does it!"
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@allknowing (66716)
• India
10 May 16
But Molly what is this thing I hear about you rolling on something that smells. I have not done it. Must be some mistake. We girls are clean and so you better tell your mom that must have been an accident. Love. Preiti.
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@Corbin5 (109662)
• United States
10 May 16
@allknowing Preiti, next time Mom brings out those scented doggie wipes I will tell her it was "an accident!" Brilliant Preiti! Love, Molly
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@Dishari (698)
9 May 16
That is a very cute post and even cuter picture! I want to cuddle with Molly already! And I may suggest to make Molly wear clothes, to prevent any unwanted attention from the male visitors. Molly may continue rolling then!
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@Corbin5 (109662)
• United States
10 May 16
@Dishari Yes, clothes are definitely necessary for Molly. She wants all the clothes to be pink if I make her wear them.
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@Dishari (698)
10 May 16
@Corbin5 Great! Go get her a lot of pink dresses!
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@amadeo (67784)
• United States
9 May 16
Most dogs roll over.They are marking their territory .Her reputation will be fine.Good golly Ms.Molly.Oh alright.
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@Corbin5 (109662)
• United States
10 May 16
@amadeo I think I had better do a doggie intervention.
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@amadeo (67784)
• United States
11 May 16
@Corbin5 yes,I was trying to be sort of funny?
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@Corbin5 (109662)
• United States
12 May 16
@amadeo You definitely were funny!
@sugartoes (41236)
• Greencastle, Indiana
9 May 16
ha ha ha that's crazy she don't care who see's her stuff & she LOVES to smell like a BIG GIRL that's why she rolls in stinky stuff so other dogs can find her easy I hope she's fixed if not HUM??
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@Corbin5 (109662)
• United States
10 May 16
@sugartoes Oh yes, Molly is fixed but she still likes to show off for everyone.
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@sugartoes (41236)
• Greencastle, Indiana
11 May 16
@Corbin5 she boarder collie? mine does the same thing she has a bit of a stubborn streak when she don't want to come in
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@Corbin5 (109662)
• United States
11 May 16
@sugartoes Well, the veterinarian said she is Chow Chow/Shepherd, but since both our dogs are breeds that are scent-driven, they must do that rolling-on-stuff thing more than other breeds. Does your dog sniff everything on walks? Molly sniffs every five steps I take which sure slows down the walks.
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@fishtiger58 (30337)
• Momence, Illinois
10 May 16
lol so embarrassing
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@Corbin5 (109662)
• United States
10 May 16
@fishtiger58 Mortifying for this dog mom!
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@fishtiger58 (30337)
• Momence, Illinois
10 May 16
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• United States
10 May 16
Get her some big girl panties to wear on your walks. Of course it would mean that you'd have to help her pull them down when she needs to do her duties. LOL
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@Corbin5 (109662)
• United States
10 May 16
@ElusiveButterfly Molly has asked for a thong, but said a big "No" to that request. Will give those big girl panties a try!
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• United States
10 May 16
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@marguicha (97435)
• Chile
9 May 16
My sister had a much loved girl dog who di the same. But much to my amazement, my BIL tickled her tummy while she was showing it. Oh! The modern world! No values!
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@Corbin5 (109662)
• United States
10 May 16
@marguicha I said no to the tattoo, but knowing Molly she will sneak out and get one.
@Hannihar (38257)
21 Aug
Deborah, I understand what you are saying. I believe Molly does not care. What wants everyone to see all. My Sophie after she has bitten me I have a talk with her and tell her that she does not have to bite or grab my arm anymore that she has a forever home with me. She listens but then does what she wants. She rules our household.She will plop down wherever she wants and I have to either walk around or climb over her.
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@Corbin5 (109662)
• United States
21 Aug
Oh, my!! Sophie is one unusual pup!!! I have talks with Molly too, but like Sophie, Molly just goes and does whatever she wants.
@Hannihar (38257)
22 Aug
@Corbin5 Cats tend to do that Deorah. I tell her when she looks away that I did not finish what I was saying. I bet Molly and Sophie would have a great staring contest.
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@Corbin5 (109662)
• United States
22 Aug
@Hannihar They sure would!!!
@Hanyouyomi (1943)
• Dallas, Texas
26 Aug 16
I should've figured from the look Molly had (if that photo while wearing those pink bows) that she had a bit of a rebellious tomboyish streak in her! xD But I still question why she would roll around in something with a stink to it. Especially with her sense of smell being sharper than a human's.
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@Corbin5 (109662)
• United States
27 Aug 16
She always feels it necessary to leave her scent on another animal's scent to alert other dogs and animals that she was there and that she rules the neighborhood!
• Dallas, Texas
27 Aug 16
@Corbin5 So she's tomboyish and territorial... Dear Lord...
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@Corbin5 (109662)
• United States
28 Aug 16
@Hanyouyomi She is a handful!
@rebelann (42001)
• El Paso, Texas
9 May 16
Oh, you shouldn't worry, dogs have fur to cover up the really embarrassing parts .... unless they're hairless Chihuahuas .... plus it's how she lets those boys know who and how important she is.
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@rebelann (42001)
• El Paso, Texas
9 May 16
At least she doesn't hike her leg to weewee.
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@Corbin5 (109662)
• United States
10 May 16
@rebelann Oh, I do wish Molly did not like those boys, but she does. Yes, Molly and I both agree that boy dogs are so gross when they hike their legs!
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@rebelann (42001)
• El Paso, Texas
11 May 16
I think they just like braggin about size or height @Corbin5
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@Genipher (5135)
• United States
9 May 16
Have you had, "The Talk" with her yet? If not, you might want to have a little chat with her. Because I have a feeling, with all her immodest behavior, that she might not be so discreet about who she hooks up with. Or where they, um, show their affections...
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@Corbin5 (109662)
• United States
11 May 16
@Genipher I am waiting for you to have the talk with her since you have more experience with little ones than I do. My only child cannot compete with your brood.
@Genipher (5135)
• United States
12 May 16
@Corbin5 I don't think dogs listen as well as children. Or is it the other way around?
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@Corbin5 (109662)
• United States
12 May 16
@Genipher Being a retired teacher, I think it is kids! Dang! I had to repeat directions over and over and over in the classroom! No one ever "got it" the first time around.
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@AnneEJ (5006)
• Dollard-Des-Ormeaux, Quebec
11 May 16
Sounds like all your talk is falling on deaf dog ears
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@Corbin5 (109662)
• United States
11 May 16
@AnneEJ She is so tired of listening to the nagging that she has tuned me out!
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@AnneEJ (5006)
• Dollard-Des-Ormeaux, Quebec
12 May 16
@Corbin5 Almost like some children, eh?
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@Corbin5 (109662)
• United States
12 May 16
@AnneEJ You are right Anne. I should just ignore this negative behavior and give praise for positive behavior.
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@thelme55 (14722)
• Germany
10 May 16
Lol! You made me laugh @Corbin5. I can see plenty of puppy boys coming around then.
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@Corbin5 (109662)
• United States
11 May 16
@thelme55 My husband really scares off those puppy boys when they come calling. A dad has to do what a dad has to do!
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@thelme55 (14722)
• Germany
12 May 16
@Corbin5 I agree wih you. My Angus would love to meet your Molly too if he lives in your neighbourhood. That would be fun seeing him with mouth wide open. Lol.
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@Corbin5 (109662)
• United States
12 May 16
@thelme55 What a shock Angus would get if he saw Molly doing her thing!
@CRK109 (14459)
• United States
10 May 16
LOL!!!!! Oh that Molly is such a little scamp! My Ruby (cat) does that, too, but only in the confines of our home! :)
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@Corbin5 (109662)
• United States
11 May 16
@CRK109 Well, Molly says that she and Ruby have sneaked out of their houses at night when you and I are sleeping and have visited a few establishments together. I think they wear some mighty risqué clothing too. However, Molly lies a lot, so perhaps Ruby did not sneak out.
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@CRK109 (14459)
• United States
12 May 16
@Corbin5 roflmao!!!!! I have a feeling that Ruby would go if given half a chance.
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• United States
10 May 16
Mildred my Cat read this post and is siding with Molly. She said to please tell Molly that what she's doing is nowhere near as bad as what a lot of humans do in public, and they know better!
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@Corbin5 (109662)
• United States
11 May 16
@LindaCPearson Mildred did give Molly a call and I must inform you as Mildred's mother that Molly and Mildred are sneaking out tonight, scantily clad, and going to some joint downtown! Oh dear, what do we do now????
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• United States
12 May 16
@Corbin5 Hummmm. No wonder Mildred is acting suspicious and keeps asking me what time I plan on going to bed tonight!
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@DianneN (79947)
• United States
10 May 16
Lol! Doodles rolls, too, especially since it feels so good. His bits and pieces are so small, that even I can't see them.
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@DianneN (79947)
• United States
16 May 16
@Corbin5 Lol! You're welcome!
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@Lucky15 (33751)
• Philippines
10 May 16
Molly you heard that? Better behave okay?
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@Corbin5 (109662)
• United States
10 May 16
I will tell her that you told her to behave too @Lucky15 !
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@Lucky15 (33751)
• Philippines
10 May 16
@Corbin5 hahaha
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@scheng1 (24755)
• Singapore
10 May 16
Molly probably does not know that she has to behave like a lady! Perhaps the graceful behavior is not in her genes. Anyway she is a happy dog.
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@Corbin5 (109662)
• United States
10 May 16
@scheng1 I think Molly inherited that wild side!
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@scheng1 (24755)
• Singapore
11 May 16
@Corbin5 I doubt wild dogs will do that. They know to protect their weak areas, and not to show off that part. Molly sure inherits the playful and silly genes.
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