Slugs are gross

United States
May 12, 2016 9:09pm CST
So, the other night our cat Kenny jumped on the front window screen to let me know he wanted in. I moved a bench that used to be there, so he has to jump to get to the screen. Well, he got a claw stuck. So I went outside barefoot to help him. MISTAKE! I stepped on a slug! Well, after I stepped on the slug I kicked my foot which connected with a pole on the porch. Which doesn't move because you know it supports the roof of the porch. It did hurt quite a bit. I had forgotten all about this until tonight when I saw a bruise on either side of the second toe on my right foot. I couldn't figure it out. Then I remembered. So, I looked at the bottom of my foot and yep the toe is bruised pretty good. So can I sue the slug? Actually no, I killed him when I stepped on him. Maybe karma made me connect with the pole? Who knows, it doesn't really hurt, but it isn't pretty. Good thing I wear closed toe shoes.
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@JolietJake (51114)
• United States
13 May 16
I have always hated those bastages. I'm sure they serve some type of purpose in the Greater Scheme of Things, but I have no idea what it is. I guess soon I'll start seeing the silvery trails they leave behind on the sidewalk.
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@zarlamain (24887)
• United States
13 May 16
I don't like slugs either. So gross!
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@JohnRoberts (61462)
• Los Angeles, California
13 May 16
Slugs are slimy things!
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@IvySaysHi (4342)
• United States
13 May 16
why do so many not like slugs? They are harmless little things
• United States
13 May 16
They leave huge messes on my cat food bowls and on my porch. That is my main problem with the slimy things.
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@IvySaysHi (4342)
• United States
13 May 16
@Autismmom that can be a problem
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