Shopping Should Be Easy

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Shades of Walmart grab your grocery cart You are about to shop at the mart But someone has blocked the way Their cart sideways to stay So what to do leave y our cart Shop and carry not really smart You see its blocked tjhe aisle you mutter something vile Then Calmly " maam your cart blocks the aisle You sound sweet and give a best smile She gives you a scowl a bad word look So y ou just carry o n l ike a kook But you have had it with this lady What you do is a bit shady She follows you to tne next aisle You block that one with a smile She is one angry lady now Large and sorta like a cow Maam you blocked this aisle The look she gives is vile You pretend you are deaf And go on to finish with a smile AT the check out stand' She blocks you so bland. So you move to another cashier And she treats y ou really dear Now you are through and clear But you find your car is blocked The lady fronm the aisle Sits there in her car behind yours And all looks you give she ignores' Finally a kid comes from the store He climbs in to her car blockng yours. Your pleas she ignores A police officer appro aches her She moves that car now for sure. You smile with subtle glee A ti cket she got y ou did see. Ah shopping should be easy If some were not so sleazy. One original poem and graphic b y P: Hatley both copyrighted 2016