Awkward News

@UncleJoe (10576)
Virginia Beach, Virginia
May 19, 2016 5:27pm CST
My friend, Melvin was sitting at home watching TV when the doorbell rang. To his surprise, when he opened the door, there stood two sheriff’s deputies. When Mel asked if there was a problem one of them asked if he was married. “Yes, I am!” my friend answered so they asked to see a picture of his wife. After a glance at it a deputy informed him, “I’m sorry, Sir, but it looks like your wife was hit by a truck!” “I know!” Melvin responded, “But she has a great personality and sure can cook!”
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@Platespinner (17025)
• Winston Salem, North Carolina
21 May 16
sigh...
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@Jessicalynnt (47895)
• Centralia, Missouri
19 May 16
erm. lol. I'd feel sorry for the cops there
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@marguicha (99980)
• Chile
19 May 16
JEEZZZ!!!
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@Lolaze (3164)
• United States
19 May 16
You had me going there for a second!
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@TRBRocks420 (81012)
• Banks, Oregon
19 May 16
Ahahahahaha
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