I'm afraid to go out of the house!
By Joliet Jake
May 19, 2016 6:15pm CST
I don't know what to do now. There are almost a dozen of these evil creatures outside, and I am afraid I'll be attacked and killed by them if I go out the door. I'm not sure what happened, but it appears my nice innocent squirrels have become rabid psychotic killers! Just look at the evil glowing from their eyes. Scar and I have barricaded ourselves in the back bedroom. I called the police, and asked them to come and help me, but they just laughed, asked what I had been smoking, and hung up on me. If something should happen, and I disappear from here, tell anyone that comes looking to watch out for the squirrels!!!
17 people like this
• United States
20 May 16
I started reading this, looked at your picture and almost choked laughing! roflmao!!!!! You could have killed me with this piece! Toss some nuts out there (you know, the ones you buy at the store, not anyone you know personally) and they will be happy and they will leave you alone. Well, they might come back for more, but you can buy a big bag of nuts with all the money you're making here, right?
• Eugene, Oregon
20 May 16
Squirrels are afraid to come around my yard, as the dogs chase them up a tree. They make me laugh when they try to chase them, as the squirrel will be on the fence and my pom will run on the ground watching the squirrel on the fence. I do think though that when you get riight down to it, squirrels are more scared of us than we are of them. They won't stay around long enough to do anything to us once they see us.