I'm afraid to go out of the house!

@JolietJake (51104)
United States
May 19, 2016 6:15pm CST
I don't know what to do now. There are almost a dozen of these evil creatures outside, and I am afraid I'll be attacked and killed by them if I go out the door. I'm not sure what happened, but it appears my nice innocent squirrels have become rabid psychotic killers! Just look at the evil glowing from their eyes. Scar and I have barricaded ourselves in the back bedroom. I called the police, and asked them to come and help me, but they just laughed, asked what I had been smoking, and hung up on me. If something should happen, and I disappear from here, tell anyone that comes looking to watch out for the squirrels!!!
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22 responses
• United States
19 May 16
Maybe it is an evil vortex in your yard. I recall that Scar had those same evil eyes in a pic you took of him. Perhaps he needs an exorcism.
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@JolietJake (51104)
• United States
19 May 16
I bet it's from smoking that mary-gee-wanna, I heard it does evil things to you.
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• United States
19 May 16
@JolietJake fries your freaking brain!!
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@sugartoes (43266)
• Greencastle, Indiana
20 May 16
@JolietJake OH flip I don't have anything like that happen when I smoke it what kind of stuff you getting? I'd beware from where I was getting my stuff at or from.
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@CRK109 (14403)
• United States
20 May 16
I started reading this, looked at your picture and almost choked laughing! roflmao!!!!! You could have killed me with this piece! Toss some nuts out there (you know, the ones you buy at the store, not anyone you know personally) and they will be happy and they will leave you alone. Well, they might come back for more, but you can buy a big bag of nuts with all the money you're making here, right?
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@JolietJake (51104)
• United States
20 May 16
I was out front snapping photos (I'd just thrown some feed out) and forgot to turn the flash off for the first few pictures. The eyes made them look just a bit creepy.
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@CRK109 (14403)
• United States
20 May 16
@JolietJake lol! Didn't the flash scare them away?
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@JolietJake (51104)
• United States
20 May 16
@CRK109 Didn't bother them in the least...they're a pretty brave crew
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@nomus24g (25196)
• India
19 May 16
thats a great photograph taken...with those precise glowing eyes coming out alive
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@JolietJake (51104)
• United States
19 May 16
I forgot I had the flash on, I had meant to turn it off.
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@nomus24g (25196)
• India
19 May 16
@JolietJake which camera is it..I mean configuration please :)
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@JolietJake (51104)
• United States
19 May 16
@nomus24g It's just a Kodak EasyShare P850 digital
@Susan2015 (21954)
• United States
20 May 16
With the glowing eyes like that, it reminds me of a SyFy movie where the animal is infected like a zombie.
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@JolietJake (51104)
• United States
20 May 16
It does look a bit demonic/demented doesn't it?
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@JohnRoberts (65253)
• Los Angeles, California
19 May 16
Call Bullwinkle to talk them down!
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@BettyB (4209)
• Summerville, South Carolina
21 May 16
I don't know if they're rabid killers but they are thieves. They emptied my bird feeder. They're not birds. Last I checked squirrels couldn't fly.
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@JolietJake (51104)
• United States
21 May 16
Mine shimmy down the rope the feeder hangs on, I run them off all the time to no avail
@NJChicaa (47612)
• United States
19 May 16
I say send Scar out there to terminate them!
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@JolietJake (51104)
• United States
19 May 16
He won't help, he accused me of getting into his 'nip when he wasn't looking
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@akalinus (22208)
• United States
20 May 16
Now I am worried. A couple of their relatives are hanging out in the tree in my yard. Do I dare fall asleep? What if they think I am a nut? What if they are right? Chews fingernails.
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@rosekiss (30258)
• Eugene, Oregon
20 May 16
Squirrels are afraid to come around my yard, as the dogs chase them up a tree. They make me laugh when they try to chase them, as the squirrel will be on the fence and my pom will run on the ground watching the squirrel on the fence. I do think though that when you get riight down to it, squirrels are more scared of us than we are of them. They won't stay around long enough to do anything to us once they see us.
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@msiduri (5743)
• United States
20 May 16
I wouldn't worry too much about mary-gee-wana with these guys. They're squirrels. They must be nuts.
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@sugartoes (43266)
• Greencastle, Indiana
20 May 16
ha ha ha that's too funny I think it's a sign of what's to come invasion of the attack squirrels like them pet horror shows
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@sulynsi (2836)
• Canada
20 May 16
Yikes!! Zombie Squirrels Apocalypse!!
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@zarlamain (24874)
• United States
20 May 16
Just look at their eyes. No wonder you are scared. I would be, too.
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@JudyEv (137341)
• Bunbury, Australia
20 May 16
Maybe THEY'VE been smoking! This one certainly looks like it.
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@Dextoi (2424)
• Philippines
20 May 16
I've read they taste sweeter than rabbits. I'd love to see those evil glowing eyes... lol
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@Chellezhere (1393)
• United States
20 May 16
I know. There's been on jumping onto the back decks, front porch, and roof lately. I think he's trying to infiltrate the house. But, he'll never get in, because Maddie and Henry are on the prowl.
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@bwjsdems (497)
• New Zealand
20 May 16
He looks ready to pounce. Have you been eyeing up his stash of nuts or something?
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@TheSojourner (17298)
• United States
20 May 16
Let's hope they don't find the growth hormones!
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@Lolaze (3164)
• United States
19 May 16
I have something similar looking at me right now. Except its a black and white rat, and she's laying on top of a wheel...and she's in a cage...IN MY ROOM!!!!! AHHH HELP ME HEEEEELPPP *dying gurgles*
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@LoriAMoore (4705)
• United States
19 May 16
Evil squirrels indeed! :-) You're funny.
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