A Mime Is A Terrible Thing To Waste

@RussTeed (1511)
United States
May 24, 2016 6:40pm CST
I walked up to a mime today and threw my hot coffee at him. I think I scalded his eyeballs. I could tell when he screamed, "You scalded my eyeballs!" I said, "OMG, he can talk! It's a miracle! I'm a miracle maker!" You know, I really believed he was behind that protective invisible wall -- my bad
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@Hatley (164670)
• Garden Grove, California
25 May 16
shame why not offer him a cup and see f he was alive that way por guy scaldd his eyeballs?: wow
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@vandana7 (63806)
• India
27 May 16
RussTeed shows all signs of a 6 years old...who is curious about everything..and wants to learn it his way.
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@Hatley (164670)
• Garden Grove, California
27 May 16
@vandana7 good analysis lol
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@RussTeed (1511)
• United States
28 May 16
Because I am an arrogant mean person, lol!
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@Lucky15 (33417)
• Philippines
25 May 16
You...you..
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• Jacksonville, Florida
25 May 16
It's not nice to torture a mime like that!
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@vandana7 (63806)
• India
27 May 16
Yeah...genuine ones are supposed to scream silently.
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@RussTeed (1511)
• United States
28 May 16
@vandana7 He broke the rule, he should be fired! Or, set on fire!
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@vandana7 (63806)
• India
1 Jun 16
@RussTeed .. I think setting on fire will be more fun.
@Shavkat (60243)
• Philippines
25 May 16
That's a weird thing I heard. But I like it.
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@vandana7 (63806)
• India
25 May 16
Wonder why he chose eye balls instead of pouring it in the mouth..
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@Hatley (164670)
• Garden Grove, California
27 May 16
@vandana7 I wondered t hat too a lot more humane lool
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@vandana7 (63806)
• India
26 Jun 16
@Hatley .. He does not know what humane is all about..
• Rochester, New York
26 May 16
LOL it's good that your a miracle worker. You gave him his voice back!
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@RussTeed (1511)
• United States
28 May 16
The Dickens, aren't I? LOL
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• Surrey, British Columbia
25 May 16
i like that weirdness.
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@jahunt (1392)
• United States
25 May 16
LOL!! Well, how could you have known?
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@Teep11 (7004)
• United States
25 May 16
My goodness. Why on earth would you throw hot coffee on Mr. Mime? Alright then.
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• Austin, Texas
25 May 16
Mimes are cool. And also very believable.
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@Genipher (5166)
• United States
25 May 16
Mimes are freaky.
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@zarlamain (24527)
• United States
1 Jun 16
The mime in the picture looks scary! Well, at least you got the mime to talk.
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@vandana7 (63806)
• India
25 May 16
You really are having bad time...all your illusions are being shattered one by one..
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@lilnana1111 (2343)
• United States
4 Jul 16
Lol, oops!
@DaddyEvil (24028)
• Aurora, Missouri
26 Jun 16
You mean he took it down when you threw the scalding coffee at him? Can't you sue him for doing that? It would be considered entrapment and fraudulent protection! What a racket! LOL! You just KNOW someone has claimed they thought the mimes were really behind something so thought it safe to punch at them or throw heavy objects at them! This YouTube video is not quite what I had in mind, but it is pretty funny!
This mime finally gets what he deserves, and what we all wish would happen to annoying mimes - he hits an actual invisible wall, smacking himself in the face...