A Mime Is A Terrible Thing To Waste
May 24, 2016 6:40pm CST
I walked up to a mime today and threw my hot coffee at him. I think I scalded his eyeballs. I could tell when he screamed, "You scalded my eyeballs!" I said, "OMG, he can talk! It's a miracle! I'm a miracle maker!" You know, I really believed he was behind that protective invisible wall -- my bad
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• Aurora, Missouri
26 Jun 16
You mean he took it down when you threw the scalding coffee at him? Can't you sue him for doing that? It would be considered entrapment and fraudulent protection! What a racket! LOL! You just KNOW someone has claimed they thought the mimes were really behind something so thought it safe to punch at them or throw heavy objects at them! This YouTube video is not quite what I had in mind, but it is pretty funny!