Worst Attempt At Humor - Ever!

@RussTeed (1498)
United States
June 9, 2016 5:12pm CST
My pet peeve is the worst of them all. Yes, Peeve is my pet stick's name. He doesn't listen to anything I tell him, or her. I looked everywhere, I cannot decipher its gender. Maybe it's a gender-neutral stick. Oh boy, another bathroom issue. Anyway, I put it in a non-stick frying pan because I'm a rebel like that. It was a bit sticky, but no worries, it's bark is much worse than it's bite. This is one weird stick, I think I'll Google its family tree. I might understand it better if I knew its roots.
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30 responses
@jaboUK (64361)
• United Kingdom
10 Jun 16
Great play on words - loved it.
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@jstory07 (134388)
• Roseburg, Oregon
10 Jun 16
Yes I loved it to.
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@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
10 Jun 16
I was aiming for painfully dry, lol. I will have to try harder at being bad.
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@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
10 Jun 16
haha, this was just plain silly.
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@jstory07 (134388)
• Roseburg, Oregon
10 Jun 16
The poor stick I hope you are able to find out what tree it is from.
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@akalinus (40440)
• United States
10 Jun 16
@RussTeed You are hilarious. I think you should rent it out to elves to use for a walking stick.
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@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
10 Jun 16
LOL, I'm thinking of turning it into a pencil.
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@vandana7 (98786)
• India
10 Jun 16
@akalinus ..Explains why he sticks out his tongue like a six years old.
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@DWDavis (25812)
• Pikeville, North Carolina
10 Jun 16
Your post was incredibly punny.
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@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
10 Jun 16
Haha! As is your comment.
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@JudyEv (325594)
• Rockingham, Australia
10 Jun 16
Nice name for a pet stick. :)
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@vandana7 (98786)
• India
10 Jun 16
Yeah..nobody would know whom he is cursing..
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@akalinus (40440)
• United States
10 Jun 16
I heard a rumor that he has a twin brother named Steve.
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@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
10 Jun 16
@vandana7 I curse at everyone
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@Lucky15 (37346)
• Philippines
10 Jun 16
Haha. Nice to hear this again
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@trivia79 (7828)
• El Segundo, California
10 Jun 16
uhm, what's going on here?
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• Dallas, Texas
10 Jun 16
@RussTeed You really need to stick to it.
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@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
10 Jun 16
Just being silly, my friend!
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@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
10 Jun 16
@lookatdesktop That comes easy, my myLot friend!
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@savak03 (6684)
• United States
10 Jun 16
I like your sense of humor. It's very dry, almost as dry as mine. I have to be careful when I try to be funny because people take me serious and get offended.
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@savak03 (6684)
• United States
15 Jun 16
I personally prefer a pet rock.
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@vandana7 (98786)
• India
11 Jun 16
I know what follows too dry humor...
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@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
10 Jun 16
LOL, folks think I'm serious at times, but never offended.
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@FourWalls (62071)
• United States
10 Jun 16
Brilliant!
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@vandana7 (98786)
• India
10 Jun 16
Absolutely...he deserves a little caning for that.
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@vandana7 (98786)
• India
10 Jun 16
@RussTeed ... Enjoyed it...myLot should block your payment, unless you come up with one post per day.
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@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
10 Jun 16
This was pure silliness.
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@Jessicalynnt (50525)
• Centralia, Missouri
10 Jun 16
the puns! lol
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• Centralia, Missouri
10 Jun 16
@RussTeed perhaps, but it was funny too
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@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
10 Jun 16
Silly, aren't I? LOL
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@ria1606roy (2797)
• Kolkata, India
10 Jun 16
The second paragraph is funnier Loved this little piece. Keep more of these coming!
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@akalinus (40440)
• United States
11 Jun 16
I have been laughing through this whole sticky situation.
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• Kolkata, India
11 Jun 16
@akalinus I should definitely stick to posts by @RussTeed from now on. Also it helps to know the roots of my fellow mylotters better.
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@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
10 Jun 16
I shall try, my friend!
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• Dallas, Texas
10 Jun 16
Stick around and tell us some more. Maybe then we can get to the root of the situation.
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@vandana7 (98786)
• India
10 Jun 16
He is looking at the wrong end of the tree if he wants to go the family way.
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@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
10 Jun 16
There you go, my man! lol
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@just4him (305864)
• Green Bay, Wisconsin
10 Jun 16
I wish you much success.
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@Morleyhunt (21737)
• Canada
10 Jun 16
Snicker....snicker....I love puns and this was punny.
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@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
10 Jun 16
This was chock-full of pun, lol.
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@mbabies2 (426)
• United States
10 Jun 16
That is hilarious! Good luck with your pet peeve
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@vandana7 (98786)
• India
11 Jun 16
I told ya...he is ...well he is...something...lol How are you..lol
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@mbabies2 (426)
• United States
11 Jun 16
@vandana7 I am good. I miss you
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@vandana7 (98786)
• India
11 Jun 16
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@ElicBxn (63235)
• United States
10 Jun 16
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@allen0187 (58438)
• Philippines
10 Jun 16
What did i just read? I think it is funny but this brand of humor isn't for everyone.
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@allen0187 (58438)
• Philippines
11 Jun 16
@RussTeed worst post ever? Mine are bad - not good bad but bad, bad as in really bad!
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• Dallas, Texas
11 Jun 16
Boy this has been one of the longer discussions ever.
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@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
11 Jun 16
This is one of the worst posts ever, but folks like it. I will have to work harder at being bad, lol.
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• Merced, California
10 Jun 16
Good stuff had me smiling.
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@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
10 Jun 16
Just being a goof ball, lol.
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@TheHorse (205572)
• Walnut Creek, California
10 Jun 16
This discussion could branch off in many directions.
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@vandana7 (98786)
• India
11 Jun 16
Which often leaves the main topic behind..:(
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@ramapo17 (30441)
• Melbourne, Florida
10 Jun 16
Very cute. We need humor everyday. Thanks for the laugh.
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@ramapo17 (30441)
• Melbourne, Florida
11 Jun 16
@RussTeed It sure is and some grumpy people should try enjoying it.
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@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
10 Jun 16
Yes, laughing is healthy.
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@shshiju (10342)
• Cochin, India
10 Jun 16
Strange and funny
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@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
10 Jun 16
That pretty much sums up my life, lol.
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