CALL OUT THE NATIONAL GUARD!!! (Subtitle: Frog, Part II)
By Joliet Jake
June 11, 2016 4:33am CST
Okay...I'm like freaked out right now...maybe even scared. That frog I talked about yesterday? I don't know how he did it, but that (expletive deleted) showed up while I was taking a shower this morning! Or about to take one...I was done nekkid, turned the water on, moved the shower curtain back to get in and Mr Tree Freaking Frog comes hopping off of the sumbeech like he's Froggie Jihadist or some crap! And Scar was nowhere to be seen...I'm beginning to wonder if HE might be the one behind the whole thing. But I left the bathroom, went and got the camera, took the photo, and then grabbed Frogger and threw it out the door. And I didn't even stop to put on a towel. Probably a good thing it was 4 in the morning and I live on a dead end street! But I just want to say...if I come up missing here on myLot...drag the swamps...something is out to get me.
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• United States
11 Jun 16
This is the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help me God. I've seen a lot of weird stuff over the years. But a frog in a sumo suit...
• United States
12 Jun 16
What's really strange here (other than myself, obviously) is how did the frog get in the bathroom to start with? It's in the center of the house with no windows, and can only be accessed by walking down the hall from any other room. And that is the second frog I have found in there in the past month...so I guess technically this is Frog Part III