The Dragon's Dinner
By angel_smiles
@Lolaze (5093)
St. Louis, Missouri
June 12, 2016 4:53pm CST
The dragon reared its purple crested head and snarled, "Stupid goblin! I told you I do not like orcs their meat is too tough. My teeth a loose from many battles, I need something softer to chew like an elf or a man! Go, bring me something else or you'll be my dinner!"
With a great exhale, the dragon breathed a cone of fire towards the goblin as he ran off down the tunnel.
What did the goblin bring back for the dragon's dinner?
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@puddleglum (1380)
• United States
12 Jun 16
If I were the goblin, I'd bring soup--just to be on the safe side. Cream of elf, or something like that.
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@puddleglum (1380)
• United States
12 Jun 16
@Lolaze I hope he likes it too. Disgruntled customers are the worst--especially when they breathe fire.
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@Lolaze (5093)
• St. Louis, Missouri
12 Jun 16
@puddleglum He's requesting a vegetable for a side.
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