Should People Wear Bacon Moustaches?

Would you wear it raw or cooked? I think it would look great cooked! I love the meat hat, by the way.

I don't think so. When you have your own mustache, what is the need to have it. If you want to get it shaped, go to a good beautician and he will take care of it. I prefer to be original with my mustache. It's men's pride. Royal appearance for few men

I tried for a week to wear a moustache made of bacon, and it just made me hungry for scrambled eggs all the time. It was the smoked bacon, center cut though, so maybe standard run-of-the-mill bacon would work better. The worst thing about the experience was that dogs and architects kept chasing after me. I don't think I'll do it again. Brisket maybe, but not bacon.

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Why would anyone want towear bacon on their lip??

no