Haiku Monday 20th June 2016

Preston, England
June 20, 2016 9:15am CST
1/. My neglected pen Blames me for pure cruelty Wasting ink on this 2/. I’m no Adonis Unless he eats blueberry Pie as much as me 3/. Love Sheldon Cooper So punch him in real life Big Bang Theory 4/. Arm wrestling Gandhi Popeye injects his spinach Dope test positive 5/. Someone stole the clouds Not paying kidnap ransom Until December Arthur Chappell
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@much2say (39271)
• United States
20 Jun 16
I have not read your haikus in a while - gave me a good chuckle just now! Love 'em all!
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@Jessicalynnt (47895)
• Centralia, Missouri
21 Jun 16
lovely and yeah, Popeye and that spinich, not natural, gotta be roids or something for sure
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• Preston, England
21 Jun 16
I actually like spinach though I was always disappointed it never gave me muscles or strength as it did for Popeye
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• Centralia, Missouri
21 Jun 16
@arthurchappell I like it raw, cooked not so much
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• Preston, England
21 Jun 16
@Jessicalynnt not sure if I have tried raw spinach yet - will do some time
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@Corbin5 (106592)
• United States
20 Jun 16
Well done my friend! Loved these. #3 is my favorite!
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