I'm afraid I might have ruined my reputation here at myLot
By Joliet Jake
June 26, 2016 9:51am CST
Maybe I'd better set the record straight. All these posts with flowers and bunnies and birdies and cats and squirrels and marriages and such...they were made by an impostor/hacker. I am a hard-bitten cantankerous old fart with a heart of steel and no feelings whatsoever for my fellow inhabitants of this sorry excuse for a planet we live on. But I see someone has been using my account to post things, and now people think I have feelings and things like that...hell, I think some of you may even think I actually CARE about stuff. Let it hereby be known by all: I am mean. I am evil. I torture flies for fun. I enjoy trodding on the downtrodden. Do not believe the things this 'other' person posts about... Oh look!!! A butterfly!!! *scampers off to investigate*
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26 Jun 16
King Arthur: "Old woman!" Peasant: "Man!" King Arthur: "Man! Sorry." Peasant: "I'm 37." King Arthur: "What?" Peasant: "I'm 37, I'm not old!"
These humans are exercising their right of self determination through self-government. They don't even recognize a King. | Scene 3 | ARTHUR: Old woman! DENNI...
26 Jun 16
That cannot be further from the truth. Maybe you'd like to think that you're mean and evil, but you don't come across as that at all, thankfully. Or are there a couple personalities dwelling within you? A dark side that only posts occasionally perhaps.....