I'm afraid I might have ruined my reputation here at myLot

@JolietJake (51067)
United States
June 26, 2016 9:51am CST
Maybe I'd better set the record straight. All these posts with flowers and bunnies and birdies and cats and squirrels and marriages and such...they were made by an impostor/hacker. I am a hard-bitten cantankerous old fart with a heart of steel and no feelings whatsoever for my fellow inhabitants of this sorry excuse for a planet we live on. But I see someone has been using my account to post things, and now people think I have feelings and things like that...hell, I think some of you may even think I actually CARE about stuff. Let it hereby be known by all: I am mean. I am evil. I torture flies for fun. I enjoy trodding on the downtrodden. Do not believe the things this 'other' person posts about... Oh look!!! A butterfly!!! *scampers off to investigate*
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36 responses
26 Jun 16
l don't think l get it but this was fun to read
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@Genipher (5288)
• United States
26 Jun 16
He's trying to convince us that he's not a softie. T'won't work, @JolietJake!
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26 Jun 16
@Genipher Heh. So he's a nice little fella is he? :D
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@Genipher (5288)
• United States
27 Jun 16
@Cherganski When he wants to be.
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@Drosophila (16694)
• Ireland
26 Jun 16
yes, it was rather obvious your last few posts were done by someone else.. I am glad you had regained the control of your account, I was about to "unfollow" you then
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@JolietJake (51067)
• United States
26 Jun 16
I don't know who that sumbeach is, but if I ever catch him...
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@Drosophila (16694)
• Ireland
26 Jun 16
@JolietJake are you sure it's even a he!
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@Mike197602 (13955)
• United Kingdom
26 Jun 16
I thought you were a woman
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@silvermist (20096)
• India
26 Jun 16
@Mike197602 Ha! That was just for one day,
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@Genipher (5288)
• United States
26 Jun 16
King Arthur: "Old woman!" Peasant: "Man!" King Arthur: "Man! Sorry." Peasant: "I'm 37." King Arthur: "What?" Peasant: "I'm 37, I'm not old!"
These humans are exercising their right of self determination through self-government. They don't even recognize a King. | Scene 3 | ARTHUR: Old woman! DENNI...
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@GardenGerty (105303)
• United States
27 Jun 16
Let this be a cautionary example of what spending ten years on myLot will do to you. It makes you soft, it drains the mean right out of you.
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• Lenox, Georgia
26 Jun 16
You are no where near mean or evil! Sorry I know I am not helping your "image" much either.
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@JolietJake (51067)
• United States
26 Jun 16
Hush woman!!! No, you are not helping any...
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• Lenox, Georgia
27 Jun 16
@JolietJake Sorry! Most of us know the real you-your a sweet teddy bear. =)
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@andriaperry (63467)
• Anniston, Alabama
26 Jun 16
I thought you just took some happy pills .
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@JustBhem (46004)
• Davao, Philippines
26 Jun 16
Haha. I read all the comments and someone mistaken you for a woman.
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@JolietJake (51067)
• United States
26 Jun 16
They were referring to my alter-ego, LaWiki
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@JustBhem (46004)
• Davao, Philippines
26 Jun 16
@JolietJake I see. So I'm guessing your alter-ego is smooth and gentle.
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@JolietJake (51067)
• United States
26 Jun 16
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@dodo19 (34291)
• Beaconsfield, Quebec
26 Jun 16
You're a great guy! You're a nice guy.
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@JolietJake (51067)
• United States
26 Jun 16
Stop spreading malicious rumors about me!
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@dodo19 (34291)
• Beaconsfield, Quebec
26 Jun 16
@JolietJake should it be a secret then?
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@RasmaSandra (21088)
• Daytona Beach, Florida
26 Jun 16
@JolietJake lol you sound just like me one minute yelling my head off about all of the indecencies I have to put up with and the next moment talking to my cat Sid how are you sweetie? lol
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@silvermist (20096)
• India
26 Jun 16
@JolietJake Jekyll and Hyde ,perhaps?
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@JolietJake (51067)
• United States
26 Jun 16
My Jekyll don't hide, I ain't skeered!
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@JohnRoberts (67014)
• Los Angeles, California
26 Jun 16
Actually you are me as I have taken possession of your soul and corrupted the albino squirrel lover.
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@Genipher (5288)
• United States
26 Jun 16
You must be a redhead.
@acelawrites (12719)
• Philippines
26 Jun 16
Makes me wonder what's going on. But I like flowers, squirrels, and butterflies!
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@zarlamain (24866)
• United States
26 Jun 16
A butterfly! So funny!
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@JolietJake (51067)
• United States
26 Jun 16
I thought I saw a butterfly flutter by, but it might have been a bird
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@zarlamain (24866)
• United States
26 Jun 16
@JolietJake Seems that butterfly transformed into a bird!
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@Genipher (5288)
• United States
26 Jun 16
@JolietJake Maybe it was a flutterby.
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@akalinus (22903)
• United States
26 Jun 16
You are not fooling me for a second. I know you are an old softie. I knew it when I saw photos of baby birds. I knew it when I saw squirrels. Birds and squirrels do not lie! You are one funny guy with a soft spot.
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@JolietJake (51067)
• United States
26 Jun 16
That 'soft spot' could just mean I am getting soft in the head
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@TheHorse (74825)
• Walnut Creek, California
26 Jun 16
Scampers off to investigate combustion threshold with magnifying glass and bright sunshine, I assume. Wouldn't want to see you perceiving beauty in nature.
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@JolietJake (51067)
• United States
26 Jun 16
Really, I mean no one ever refers to Mother Nature's middle name...You know, Mother Effin' Nature
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@allen0187 (34384)
• Philippines
27 Jun 16
I'm guessing YOU ARE the impostor and not the one that posts about his feelings!
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@Genipher (5288)
• United States
26 Jun 16
You could always blame it on Scar...you can't trust cats to uphold your image!
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@RubyHawk (30532)
• Atlanta, Georgia
26 Jun 16
LOL, I'm sure you are just as mean as you say, even old farts can like butterflies.
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@Macarrosel (7536)
• Philippines
26 Jun 16
Oh, I should believe to this person with a heart, a feeling, not an evil person...JJ is that you? Yes, it's you @JolietJake
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@Juliaacv (35203)
• Canada
26 Jun 16
That cannot be further from the truth. Maybe you'd like to think that you're mean and evil, but you don't come across as that at all, thankfully. Or are there a couple personalities dwelling within you? A dark side that only posts occasionally perhaps.....
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@rebelann (43590)
• El Paso, Texas
26 Jun 16
You just keep on scamperin.....................
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@cherriefic (4813)
• Philippines
26 Jun 16
Mean people always have their soft spot.lol.
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