A Bit Of Baloney

@JamesHxstatic I'm pleased if this amused you - thanks.

@crazyhorseladycx Oh lordy, I wouldn't want to be responsible for ruining your computer

@jaboUK i'd still love'd ja! i get such a delight with yer wit 'n charm :)

@marlina It sure must have been.

Must have been quite a scene at the park!

@Juliaacv There could be a few sparks flying in that park!

@MarshaMusselman Yes - the least she could have done is check that he hadn't anything more important to do on that day

@Lucky15 I hope you can see your feet ok, and you'll definitely be better off not marrying Joe

@Lucky15

@jaboUK oh.. i still can. Haha.

@puddleglum I think you are right there

@puddlegum i thought I'll send you this as we think alike on this :) Something old, something new Something borrowed ,something blue Adorned in these, waited Sue In the churchyard under the yew. He may have been Sue's beau But the ball game meant more to Joe To his wedding he would not go And sent pal Ed to deliver the blow. This was just the chance for Ed It was Sue he always wanted to wed "I love you deeply", to Sue he said. Convinced , the bride married Ed instead.

@responsiveme Well done! And now we have the back story.

@arthurchappell Thanks - that was what I was aiming for - a bit of fun

@OneOfMany Well, lucky you. You ok? Haven't seen you here much lately.

@jaboUK One of them is famous. I don't know her as a friend, but I have talked to her in public a few times. I've been pretty busy. I've been trying to write and publish stories, but during this heat and the exhaustion from haying, my writing abilities are shot. I need to recover a little before I can jump back into things. I have images for making covers (royalty free ones that I bought already), a kindle account set up on Amazon, and all my tax information and payment portals ready to go. Now I just need to finish stories, edit, slap covers on them and publish. It takes a while. :P

@jaboUK - Ms Janet - Restraint in that poetic bosom buddy of yours would work in any event - top, middle, or bottom...

@pgntwo Have you really? Not you I hope!

@jaboUK No, I wouldn't know one end of a football from the other.

@DeborahDiane I think there's a chance that she might notice the difference!

@jaboUK - Ha Ha!

@JudyEv Thanks for enjoying reading my daft verses.

@Daljinder I'm mad at men right now for some reason lol

@VivaLaDani13 What did they do? Dared to grow a moustache longer and heavier than you? Oh wait! You don't have a moustache. I understand now. They totally trounced you!

@VivaLaDani13 priorities! Sports before weddings.

@Daljinder I expect she learned to balance, and yes Joe knows where his priorities lie - and his potential bride does now too.!

I could go for good laughs everyday @jaboUK ............ have you ever noticed that after a good laugh you're more energetic for a while?

@rebelann Yup - laughter is good for you.

@rebelann I'm pleased to have amused you, it's good to have a bit of fun occasionally.

@Teep11 Lol - you're funny -'the part that sticks out is..'

@TheHorse Can't ask for more than that

@jaboUK Keep 'em coming!

@DianneN Thanks for being so enthusiastic Dianne, I'm glad you enjoyed them.

@DianneN I doubt I'll get round to doing a book - seems like a lot of hassle to me, Anyway, who wants to buy a whole book full of silly rhymes? A few at a time on here go down well, but i think that's probably enough.

@jaboUK There was nothing not to enjoy. I read it to my hubby, and he got a chuckle out of it, too. You are so good at writing, Janet. Keep them coming and save them for a little book yo publish.

That is so true!

@jaboUK That happens and it is so sad that it does.

@The_Bong_Woman That's nice of you to say so, thank you

@The_Bong_Woman That's a Pixabay picture - I did credit it on the picture itself. It's fun, isn't it?

@jaboUK I really enjoy your poems. You write so well! By the way, do those dolls belong to you Janet? Just wondering...