Mutant squash plant eats preschool children in Berkeley!
By The Horse
@TheHorse (205622)
Walnut Creek, California
July 22, 2016 11:19pm CST
I know I'm kind of corn-obsessed, having gone to college in Iowa, but I feel the need to write about our squash plant at the preschool in Berkeley. I worked there Wednesday and volunteered there today. The corn is doing fine (it's over 7 feet tall now), but the squash is growing so big, it has started to grow over the slanty ramp where the children ride their tricycles at incredible speeds.
OK, I exaggerated a bit in my headline. But the media does the same thing, so I figured it must be OK. There are at least five yellow squashes on the plant, and it may be the healthiest squash plant I've ever seen. When we harvest, we'll slice them thin and serve them to the kids at snack time. Hopefully there will be enough squashes that everyone can "help" with the harvest. I'm pretty excited.
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@teamfreak16 (43421)
• Denver, Colorado
23 Jul 16
Meanwhile, my neighbour's corn plants are up to about three feet now.
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@teamfreak16 (43421)
• Denver, Colorado
23 Jul 16
@TheHorse- They look pretty healthy to me.
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@TheHorse (205622)
• Walnut Creek, California
23 Jul 16
@teamfreak16 Do you know if they've harvested in the past?
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@celticeagle (158958)
• Boise, Idaho
23 Jul 16
Squashes sliced thin for a snack? Interesting. Loved the title.
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@celticeagle (158958)
• Boise, Idaho
3 Jun 18
@BearArtistLady .....When I snuck in my grama's garden it was for raspberries, blackberries and the like. Never was a veg fan.
@BearArtistLady (5382)
• United States
3 Jun 18
Ohhh, thinly sliced squash served raw is a wonderful snack. It's also a great way to get kids to eat veggies. If they don't think they're healthy and good for them they'll eat all that they can. I used to sneak out into the garden at home and snack on green beans and peas raw, along with carrots and other veggies that you normally think of serving raw. As a kid I loved veggies and Mom would fix an extra package of them just for me. I'd eat green beans (string beans) and spinach like crazy. My brother would slip me his and it would disappear in seconds. I'm still that way about veggies!
I grow squash and I will let the zucchini grow to huge sizes, sometimes three to three and a half feet long and then I would stuff them with ground meat, veggies and top them with pasta sauce and bake them. Then I would sprinkle mozzarella cheese on top and serve that for dinner. My parents and I would "dine" on that for dinner for a couple of nights, it was fantastic!
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@vandana7 (98787)
• India
24 Jul 16
@TheHorse ...with rational people...yes. I usually find elderly people and kids amusing..they have such weird thinking...today it was princess versus my dad. 2 years old versus 83 years old. Guess who won? Princess..she uses her smile as her weapon...she threw all the newspapers on center table as if it is her place to sit and eat...dad gave her the glare...she smiled her naughty smile and dad couldn't resist...for a moment I thought she would get spanking. lol. He just smiled..and laughed...
@DaddyEvil (137145)
• United States
24 Jul 16
Being corn obsessed is a good thing, here in my part of the mid-west, pony! You KNOW what they make from corn! Mmmm!
Oh! They also make moonshine around here, too, since it is not illegal to make it for yourself... It is only illegal here if you make it for and/or sell it to someone else! You should stop and see my still sometime when you are passing thru!
I am actually happy to hear that you are corn obsessed, since those pea plants you started out with could have taken you for all you were worth, if you had let them start betting with you on things!
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@DaddyEvil (137145)
• United States
25 Jul 16
@TheHorse I was sure you would like it, pony. I ran across it while doing research for an article I wrote a few days ago. I bookmarked it so I wouldn't forget it and then I forgot it anyway! SMH!
@louievill (28851)
• Philippines
23 Jul 16
Jason Voorhees might drop by to get some, he needs it to cover his head
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@louievill (28851)
• Philippines
23 Jul 16
@TheHorse sure does, his momma's gona be mighty proud of her boy when he transforms to become pumpkin head lol!
@Jessicalynnt (50525)
• Centralia, Missouri
23 Jul 16
lol, you might have to tie the leaves off to the side so it stops snacking on kids and bikes
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@garymarsh6 (23393)
• United Kingdom
23 Jul 16
The day of the triffids comes to mind!
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