News From the Middle East

@UncleJoe (11332)
Virginia Beach, Virginia
July 28, 2016 10:16pm CST
An interesting piece in MSN News reported that the Al Qaeda head of training complained to their bomb making chief that the explosives were much too strong for their suicide bombers. The last one was blown well over 100 miles PAST his spot in Heaven where his 72 virgins waited.
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@LadyDuck (183478)
• Switzerland
29 Jul 16
They have to be careful, or they will get no knew volunteers.
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@shivamani10 (11185)
• Hyderabad, India
29 Jul 16
Do they need virgins?. They are neither for this nor for that..
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@Jessicalynnt (47879)
• Centralia, Missouri
31 Jul 16
lady at work heard something on the news about 72 virgins and asked, "I wonder why they want 72. What possible purpose..." I giggled. I imagined teenage male nerds with pocket protectors
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@Corbin5 (119948)
• United States
29 Jul 16
Well, darn. Back to the drawing board for Al Qaeda.
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• Calgary, Alberta
29 Jul 16
Why do they desire 72 virgins so much. Virgins are terrible in bed.
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@succeednow (1638)
• Singapore
29 Jul 16
So I guess they will have to recalibrate the recipe for bomb making it make it less strong and more accurate.
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