Paper Cut (A Whimsical Poem)

@zebra2222 (5115)
United States
August 16, 2016 5:43am CST
Oh Lord, I have a paper cut. I think I'm going to die. Look, look, a paper cut. Oh why, oh why, oh why? It'b bleeding. Oh whatever shall I do? Anyone, anyone at all Have a bit of tissue? I need to spray it, Rub it, Clean this right away. More blood is flowing. Won't it end today? I washed it. I dabbed it. I used a special cream. Now someone give me a bandage. Please don't be so mean. I think I shall live after all. That was a very close call. Paper cut, oh paper cut, Once again, I can stand tall.
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3 responses
@ilocosboy (34344)
• Philippines
16 Aug 16
Ha ha, some people are becoming over acting even if its just small cut.
@zebra2222 (5115)
• United States
16 Aug 16
Yes, some people make a big fuss over a little matter.
@MALUSE (37835)
• Germany
16 Aug 16
This reminds me of the disease 'man flu'. Do you also suffer from it occasionally?
@zebra2222 (5115)
• United States
16 Aug 16
Can't say that I have, but you never know for sure.
@sprite1950 (11258)
• Corsham, England
16 Aug 16
Haha, this reminded me of my granddaughter! She would make a massive fuss over something like a paper cut. I told her never to have a baby if she can't cope with that! Cleverly written.