Paper Cut (A Whimsical Poem)
By Steve West
@zebra2222 (5269)
United States
August 16, 2016 5:43am CST
Oh Lord, I have a paper cut.
I think I'm going to die.
Look, look, a paper cut.
Oh why, oh why, oh why?
It'b bleeding.
Oh whatever shall I do?
Anyone, anyone at all
Have a bit of tissue?
I need to spray it,
Rub it,
Clean this right away.
More blood is flowing.
Won't it end today?
I washed it.
I dabbed it.
I used a special cream.
Now someone give me a bandage.
Please don't be so mean.
I think I shall live after all.
That was a very close call.
Paper cut, oh paper cut,
Once again, I can stand tall.
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3 responses
@ilocosboy (45161)
• Philippines
16 Aug 16
Ha ha, some people are becoming over acting even if its just small cut.
@sprite1950 (30462)
• Corsham, England
16 Aug 16
Haha, this reminded me of my granddaughter! She would make a massive fuss over something like a paper cut. I told her never to have a baby if she can't cope with that! Cleverly written.