Marry Me Anyone?

Jacksonville, Florida
August 24, 2016 5:44pm CST
I need to get away!!! I have been through too much over the last 4-5 years! I want to go to South Florida, Hawaii and Venice, Italy! I want to have a three month vacation! Spend one month in each place! I need some fun time, laughs and lots of cash for spending! Of course...you will need to have some extra cash stashed some place! Please don't go into debt over me! I'm feeling guilty enough over stuff like this already! But if you got the extra dough!!! I'm ready to roll!!! My bags are packed!!! I want some sunshine!!! The sandy beaches and salt air!!! We can have our marriage annulled once the three months are up! It's a perfect arrangement! Don't ya think??? Hmmm... By the way... There is one catch! I really want to go alone! I want to go sightseeing by myself. You can come along if you must, as long as we stay in separate rooms, and take separate tours. I just need your money. Not to use you or anything like that! Oh heavens no!!! I would never do that!!! I would pay you back as soon as I won the lottery!!! I promise!!! I would!!! Really I would!!! Well... I think I would??? At least I'd hope I would... I just need to get away, and strangers won't just give you a vacation. So I figured... If you would marry me for three months. Then your money, would be my money, and I wouldn't have to feel guilty, asking you for any!!! Because it would be mine too!!! Right??? Anyway... I'm ready for any takers! Just leave me your business card, and I will check out your credentials, and get back to you! I promise! Really... I will... P.S. - Just in case some of you think that I am a couple of slices short of a sandwich. Well...in some ways I am. LOL I was just kidding about the marriage. I needed to blow off some steam, and get creative! Even though... I really wouldn't mind going on a vacation. I haven't been on one in a while.
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@Happy2BeMe (62539)
• Canada
24 Aug 16
lol should be interesting responses that you will get. I know what you mean! I need a vacation too...far far away. Best of luck to you..lol You will have to keep us all updated! ahahahahha
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• Jacksonville, Florida
24 Aug 16
I really mean it about the vacation, but was just being goofy when I posted this...
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@Happy2BeMe (62539)
• Canada
24 Aug 16
@teresatrotter lol I know it! :)
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• United States
24 Aug 16
Love your sense of humor but hope you can get that much needed vacation somehow
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• Jacksonville, Florida
24 Aug 16
Thanks. Unless I do win the lottery, that is not going to happen. I lost everything recently, so just paying bills is a struggle.
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• United States
25 Aug 16
@teresatrotter sorry to hear that you've had some hard times
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• Jacksonville, Florida
25 Aug 16
@Marilynda1225 - Hard times does not even begin to describe it.
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@JohnRoberts (36183)
• Los Angeles, California
24 Aug 16
There are those wonderful offers from Nigerian princes you could consider.
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• Jacksonville, Florida
24 Aug 16
ROFL!!!!!
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@marlina (58599)
• Canada
24 Aug 16
Yes, maybe you will attract the attention of a filthy rich Nigerian prince who will be willing to marry you as long as he gets the American citizenship for his offer.
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• Jacksonville, Florida
24 Aug 16
@marlina - He would have to give it up in three months, or get an alternative offer! LOL
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@moffittjc (32938)
• Gainesville, Florida
25 Aug 16
I LOVED this post! It made me laugh out loud for real! You hit the nail on the head with it! There's no beating around the bush for you! No, you tell it like it is! Well, at least you're upfront and honest, so nobody can ever come back later and say you suckered them! lol
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• Jacksonville, Florida
25 Aug 16
My candor has gotten me in trouble sometimes. LOL
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@TRBRocks420 (58958)
• Banks, Oregon
25 Aug 16
That's hilarious and, great post. I have no cash, but will go if someone is paying my way lol.
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• Jacksonville, Florida
25 Aug 16
You are defeating the purpose! I need someone with cold hard $$$$ to go with me!!!??????. LOL
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@BelleStarr (30036)
• Portland, Connecticut
24 Aug 16
Maybe be a day trip? How about St Augustine???
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• Jacksonville, Florida
25 Aug 16
Would you believe I don't have money for even that... I would love to go. I love St. Augustine.
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@CinnamonGrl (5524)
• Paradise, California
24 Aug 16
If you could save up your myLot money. .for a really long time
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• Jacksonville, Florida
24 Aug 16
I would be too old to go by then...
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@pgntwo (20457)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
24 Aug 16
If I were you, I'd go for the Lottery win first... Either that or your local bank :)
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• Jacksonville, Florida
26 Aug 16
My luck on the lottery has not been too great, when it comes to playing it I do better finding winners people throw away. LOL
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@marlina (58599)
• Canada
24 Aug 16
You do sound desperate for a vacation!
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• Jacksonville, Florida
24 Aug 16
I have not had one in almost 10 years. So yeah... I am way over-do!!!
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@Jessicalynnt (48191)
• Centralia, Missouri
25 Aug 16
I can understand the feeling though, the need to go and see and do!
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@JudyEv (92142)
• Bunbury, Australia
25 Aug 16
I wish you every good wish with this - but I wouldn't be holding my breath!
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• United States
25 Aug 16
gigglin' here :) vacation?? what the heck're those? i believe 'tis been 14 years since i've been'n such - made the mistake 'f takin' grown young'uns with me 'n 'twas a miserable time. i jest wished to sit'n enjoy mother natures gifts'n they all wanted to go shoppin'.
• Jacksonville, Florida
25 Aug 16
I completely understand...
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• United States
26 Aug 16
@teresatrotter nah, i take't from the ?? that'cha didn't, lol.
• Jacksonville, Florida
26 Aug 16
@crazyhorseladycx - those were mistakes I did not know I made...lol
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@122037 (287)
• Vancouver, British Columbia
25 Aug 16
Are you Ok ?
• Jacksonville, Florida
25 Aug 16
I have been through a lot in my life. This was a funny way for me to say I want a vacation. LOL
@122037 (287)
• Vancouver, British Columbia
25 Aug 16
@teresatrotter Bless you
@shivamani10 (9366)
• Hyderabad, India
25 Aug 16
How many should I marry? You are 15th in the row.....I am unable to decide...
• Jacksonville, Florida
25 Aug 16
LOL