Do You Name Inanimate Objects?

FreddyFender
Santa Fe, New Mexico
September 11, 2016 8:54am CST
I have a habit of naming things close to me. This guitar is Freddy. I finally got a guitar with a decent tone because heck, they started making a cheap one in China. I know, I know, it's Unamerican. But what can ya do? Anyway, do you name cars, musical instruments, various objects you know and love?
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@jaboUK (64361)
• United Kingdom
11 Sep 16
No I don't really, though I do get cross with inanimate things sometimes, and call them names!
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• Santa Fe, New Mexico
11 Sep 16
haha, yeh that happens here, too
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@TheHorse (205745)
• Walnut Creek, California
21 Aug 17
Heh. I do that too. And inanimate objects sometimes reach out and grab me in my house. I live in a small space.
@Angel_15 (670)
• Manila, Philippines
12 Sep 16
I can relate. I sometimes talk to objects when I'm really annoyed or angry.
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@JudyEv (325759)
• Rockingham, Australia
12 Sep 16
We don't really. Sometimes we try to name cars but the names never stick.
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@TheHorse (205745)
• Walnut Creek, California
22 Aug 17
@JudyEv Heh. We like to mess with Suri, or however you spell her name. She has the funniest responses to inappropriate questions.
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@TheHorse (205745)
• Walnut Creek, California
21 Aug 17
But Herc is family. Do you name chickens too? We (they) do up at Borges Ranch, where I take my kid clients.
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@JudyEv (325759)
• Rockingham, Australia
22 Aug 17
@TheHorse We'd name chickens but they're not inanimate objects. The GPS girl is called Doris so perhaps that counts as inanimate.
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@shaggin (71666)
• United States
12 Sep 16
I would love to buy only American made things to help those here in the United States keep jobs but the prices are much higher unfortunately.
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@shaggin (71666)
• United States
12 Sep 16
@CinnamonGrl Oh shoot lol I forgot to write about that part of the post. I am only half awake here at mylot right now drinking my coffee. There are times I have named my objects but not often. My parents had a old white truck that they named Casper and put the name Casper on the side in pink letters. I can't think of any off the top of my head that I have named but I know that I have named things!
• Santa Fe, New Mexico
12 Sep 16
And do you name your American made objects?
@akalinus (40440)
• United States
2 Oct 16
For cars, we had the Bomb, the Silver Streak, The War Wagon, Granny Putt-Putt among others. I named the vacuum cleaner at work Matilda. I keep telling her to Waltz with me, Matilda, but she just tips over and dumps the utensils. I call my computer the Crunch Machine and sometimes other names that are not nice.
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@akalinus (40440)
• United States
24 Aug 17
@TheHorse That's funny. Some cars o seem to be boats.
@TheHorse (205745)
• Walnut Creek, California
21 Aug 17
Oh, during ur teenage years, my brother and I called our parent's boring sedan (a Delta 88, I believe) "The Boat."
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11 Sep 16
A very interesting habit of yours indeed. Well I do not give names to any intimate object of mine. But yes, I do give names to certain things that happen to catch my attention or say, when I feel like toying around a bit. Like the other day, I came across a spider carrying an egg and I started calling her Mother Spidey.
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• Santa Fe, New Mexico
11 Sep 16
I would call her Mother Scary!
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• Santa Fe, New Mexico
11 Sep 16
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11 Sep 16
@CinnamonGrl Haha I'd have called her that too most likely but for some reason I felt bad for that poor thing; carrying the egg around all alone. Curse the daddy spider-such a male chauvinist I tell you!
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@Happy2BeMe (99399)
• Canada
11 Sep 16
I don't do it myself but I know many people who do. I think it is fun and interesting. So how long have you been playing the guitar for?
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• Santa Fe, New Mexico
12 Sep 16
Fifty years basically, but I got rusty after my surgery. Putting myself through paces again
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• Santa Fe, New Mexico
12 Sep 16
@Happy2BeMe Mostly folkie stuff. Joni Mitchell songs, Emmylou Harris, Linda Ronstadt, Leonard Cohen, Jackson Browne
@Happy2BeMe (99399)
• Canada
12 Sep 16
@CinnamonGrl Oh wow that is awesome! You must be pretty good then. What type of music do you play?
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@marlina (154166)
• Canada
11 Sep 16
Yes, my husband loves to name things all the time. We once had a car that he named Alphonso.
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• Santa Fe, New Mexico
11 Sep 16
Pretty fancy!
@amadeo (111948)
• United States
11 Sep 16
Nope,the only thing we name is our friendly school house ghost.Jacob
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• Santa Fe, New Mexico
11 Sep 16
What does Jacob do?
@amadeo (111948)
• United States
11 Sep 16
@CinnamonGrl shuts and turn on the TV.Shadow walking etc.No I am not crazy.This happens.LOL
• United States
12 Sep 16
no ma'am, i don't name any.
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• Santa Fe, New Mexico
12 Sep 16
Then you're not as crazy as I am, crazy horselady lol
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• United States
12 Sep 16
@CinnamonGrl perhaps 'tis coz i've so many critters 'n i've run outta names?
@DianneN (246815)
• United States
11 Sep 16
No, not at all. I once called our first Mercedes "the baby girl", but that didn't last long.
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• Santa Fe, New Mexico
11 Sep 16
lol, I like that
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• Bournemouth, England
11 Sep 16
I have had pets that have been inanimate a lot of the time and they have always had names.
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• Santa Fe, New Mexico
11 Sep 16
Sounds like my son & daughter in law's toad
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@NJChicaa (115996)
• United States
11 Sep 16
No I don't. I'm heartless. hahaha
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• Santa Fe, New Mexico
11 Sep 16
LOL, I don't think that's what it means.
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@Ronrybs (17849)
• London, England
12 Sep 16
So far, I only name my bikes!
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• Santa Fe, New Mexico
12 Sep 16
What kind of names did you come up with?
@thelme55 (76476)
• Germany
11 Sep 16
No, I don't. I can't remember if I have done that before as a kid.
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• Santa Fe, New Mexico
11 Sep 16
There are so many sane people at myLot!
@marguicha (215423)
• Chile
11 Sep 16
Yes, I do. Cars and some much beloved kitchen appliances are some of them.
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• Santa Fe, New Mexico
11 Sep 16
What's your car's name? and LOL, love it about the appliances, those I haven't named. But now I will.
@ria1606roy (2797)
• Kolkata, India
11 Sep 16
I would have named my gadgets, but I'm so lazy that no names pop up in my head the guitar looks really cool
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• Santa Fe, New Mexico
11 Sep 16
He's a good friend. he deserves to be played better.
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@TheHorse (205745)
• Walnut Creek, California
21 Aug 17
There was a time when I did. My first pick-up truck (green) was The Frog. But I haven't lately.
@responsiveme (22926)
• India
12 Sep 16
No, I don't...but reading this was good. Things you love do become a part of your life.
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@tandia (28)
12 Sep 16
i like giving people names, been doing that from when i was a kid, a friend i went camping with is Amazing Choral, a teacher in high school Mongi, a nemesis from high school is Sui, and i have an aunt i call Wesley Snipes,
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@5thHouse (1678)
• Sheffield, England
11 Sep 16
I don't now but I used to when I was a kid.
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• Santa Fe, New Mexico
11 Sep 16
Do you remember what you came up with?