I need to earn 40 cents from this discussion
By Joliet Jake
September 16, 2016 7:15pm CST
Well, maybe 'need' is an overstatement. I mean, it's not like I will die or something if I don't get it...in fact, I am pretty sure life will continue as usual. It's just if I don't get it, my daily earning average will plummet by several hundredths of a cent, and that could negatively influence the global currency market, although I doubt that will happen, either. In fact, if I don't earn anything from it, that probably won't make a bit of difference in anything anywhere, to be honest. So never mind...
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17 Sep 16
Or maybe you´ll cut your wrists with a rusty saw. I always add the rusty thingy just in case you need an extra help to die. So, as you have given me so many laughs, I will answer this post to help you with a hundreth od a cent. Luck with the other ones (my math is too basic to be able to discover how much more you need)
• Bunbury, Australia
17 Sep 16
@JolietJake It's gorgeous. I read Raccoons are the Brightest People by Sterling North and although I've forgotten most of it, I was really surprised to find raccoons had such a bad press on here. I must read the book again one day.