Do You Have a Temper?

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I like to consider myself to be a mild mannered, amiable man. Kind of like Clark Kent without the muscles. Truly, I cannot leap tall buildings in a single bound. I don't get ruffled by the madness around me. I don't flinch. I don't have a temper. What about you? Do you get angry at the drop of a hat? Do you curse the TV when your team loses the game? Do you admonish your waitress if she brings you the food that is ice cold? Do you have a temper? I simply am calm, collected, and....wait a minute. The hamburger is well done. I wanted it medium well. What kind of lame brain made it this way? Oops, stay calm. Don't get angry. Ah, now I feel better. But the food still looks inedible. Perhaps I can give my burger to that gent that is sitting at the next table.