So Donald! What Are you Hiding?
By WorDazza
@WorDazza (15833)
Manchester, England
September 27, 2016 11:41am CST
So Donald reckons Hillary isn't physically up to the job. Hillary reckons Donald is hiding something shady in his tax returns.
So if he is, what exactly could it be?
Has he failed to declare his Non Executive Directorship role at popular right-wing publication Xenophobia Today?
Will publicising his tax returns reveal his full name to be Donald Lucifer Beelzebub Satan Trump IV?
Surprisingly, neither of the above are true but I do have it on absolutely no authority what so ever that Donald has been a very naughty boy and, for the past few years, has failed to declare his earnings from listing his hair on the small rodent version of Airbnb?
Can't be too much of a loss to the public purse! What self respecting rat would choose to slum it in that thatch??
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@Drosophila (16573)
• Ireland
27 Sep 16
I fear he will win though and we'll have the Great Wall of USA
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@Drosophila (16573)
• Ireland
28 Sep 16
@WorDazza haha I thought Scotland barred him
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@WorDazza (15833)
• Manchester, England
29 Sep 16
@Drosophila I found it hilarious that when he made those remarks about stopping Muslims coming into America a group of people in the UK were so disgusted at him wanting to stop people from entering his country they tried to have him prevented from entering their country.
The irony was obviously lost on them!
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@Iamsopia (186)
• Makati, Philippines
27 Sep 16
They only have 2 parties and these two seems to be the best in the bunch... I don't remember of they ever had an indipendent candidate for pres election.. honestly though i'm scared if trump wins .. he is strongly against non american workers in america..
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@vandana7 (98804)
• India
27 Sep 16
Ok...here is my take...Trump is seriously into politics because his business is failing. Being a businessman he has decided to take a chance to recover his losses, and have tax laws as well as policies amended to suit his purse. That is why he is trying to get as much support as possible without really any intentions to keep his promises.
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@Daljinder (23231)
• Bangalore, India
27 Sep 16
I don't think any elections or any candidates has ever received that much "love" than these two have. 
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@Happy2BeMe (99399)
• Canada
27 Sep 16
love the name. It suits him just fine!! Good luck America I really don't know what to say............4 people like this
@WorDazza (15833)
• Manchester, England
28 Sep 16
@Happy2BeMe Yeah, just shove them in the frozen wastelands!!
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there is plenty of room for everyone 
@ElizabethWallace (12074)
• United States
28 Sep 16
It was revealed last night that he pays no taxes. He sure does live high on the hog though. Why do I pay more that he does? His tax returns would tell. He's proud of it too. No shame, that man.
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@WorDazza (15833)
• Manchester, England
3 Oct 16
@ElizabethWallace Except for our good selves of course 
It's just emerged that he's been declaring huge losses for his companies so he can legally avoid paying tax on their future income.
Maybe I should try that. "Err, excuse me Mr. Taxman but i spent more money than I earned last year, how about you allow me to pay less tax next year?"
It's just emerged that he's been declaring huge losses for his companies so he can legally avoid paying tax on their future income.
Maybe I should try that. "Err, excuse me Mr. Taxman but i spent more money than I earned last year, how about you allow me to pay less tax next year?"1 person likes this
@ElizabethWallace (12074)
• United States
29 Sep 16
@WorDazza I think he believes he is always right, no matter. Scary. No one is always right.
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@Poppylicious (11133)
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27 Sep 16
I read a conspiracy theory which suggested Trump is only standing so that Hillary wins ... he comes across as an arrogant bigoted buffoon and she looks so good that she has to win. It seems plausible to me, except Trump may have garnered more support than expected. ;)
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@Rollo1 (16679)
• Boston, Massachusetts
3 Oct 16
So, here's the scoop: The New York Times gets leaked copies of Trump's tax returns from 20 years ago, showing that he had a business loss large enough that he "could" avoid paying income tax for 18 years. Of course, no one knows if he did. But then Hillary's released tax documents shows that she used that same loophole to avoid paying taxes, so she didn't pay any either. And on top of that, the New York Times didn't pay any taxes. Clearly, no one pays taxes.
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@WorDazza (15833)
• Manchester, England
3 Oct 16
The only people who pay taxes are the ones who can't afford to employ someone to tell them how to avoid paying taxes!!
I don't agree with this business of allowing companies to offset tax on future earnings against past losses. If i spend more than I earn I still have to pay taxes the following year!!! Businesses should too.
@garymarsh6 (23393)
• United Kingdom
29 Sep 16
What a pair they are eh! When you think of how many millions of people there are in the USA who potentially have the right to stand for president of the US of A and the two that are up for choice are these two clowns. Heaven help us all!
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@garymarsh6 (23393)
• United Kingdom
3 Oct 16
@WorDazza Yes you are quite right there as long as it isn't the boring greens!
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@WorDazza (15833)
• Manchester, England
3 Oct 16
As someone pointed out there are two independent candidates standing but they don't get a look in. Maybe, rather like it should be for the UK, it's time for the US to ditch the major parties and give someone with fresh ideas a chance.
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@WorDazza (15833)
• Manchester, England
4 Oct 16
@garymarsh6 Yes, vegetables can be a bit dull.
Oh, I see you were talking about the green party not vegetables!! Same thing I suppose!!
(Cue rants from angry sandal-wearing, tree-huggers he says stereotyping outrageously!)
