Hump Day. A few questions.

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Yes. I really do want to discuss Hump Day. I am a great believer in learning about the customs and habits of inhabitants of far away lands and this topic is one which interests me greatly. So if I may be so bold as to ask a few questions and even make some observations of my own. If any is offended by my questions please believe me when I say that this is not intentional. First off. Why Wednesday? Seems like a good day to have Hump Day on but is there a specific reason for this. Next. Are participants known as Humpers? Our golf day is Sunday and I am a golfer so I figured....... America is a vast country covering goodness knows how many time zones. If I finish Hump Day in one time zone can I cross to another therefor maximising the time in which I can be a Humper? Moving on. Do different States have different laws on the age that people can participate on Hump Day? How long should one Hump for and is multiple Hump permissible.? Are there set times to Hump or can it be an all day when ever you want where ever you can when ever it's convienient sort of arrangement. If you are of an age where this activity is really not possible is it etiquette to gaze towards a neighbours house and say " if only I was younger "? Probably more I could add but I will leave it at that just now. Just asked my wife if we could be associate Hump Day members and she pointed out it's now Thursday. Darn woman!!!