Reset the Doggone Thing - A Poem
By Gus Kilthau
@Ceerios (4698)
Goodfellow, Texas
October 3, 2016 4:04pm CST
Reset the Doggone Thing - A Poem -
The way things are in this new day
are different now in how they play.
What used to be, last time I looked,
"oil pan-fried not water-cooked"
No more hefting, hammering stuff.
Use machines when tasks are rough.
Even wily politicians
have their own reset conditions.
Push a button - make things better.
Lights on-lights off. Dries gets wetter.
Nothing to it, my dear friends.
Reset buttons - modern trends.
Push those buttons - change directions -
No more straight-ons. Course corrections.
When the doc runs out of pills
simply reset all your ills.
Nothing to it. Can't you see?
"Besets" gone. "Resets" wheeeeeeee.
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@Hatley (163781)
• Garden Grove, California
30 Oct 16
yes that really describes the world we
now live in. I went to ER fior groin abd git'hospitalized
because my heart riate was too low. it took three'days
toi f ind the oill that was slowing me down and stop
giving it to me so I got reset like a clock on just two
blood pressure pills. reset time lol l,ol,.
@Ceerios (4698)
• Goodfellow, Texas
31 Oct 16
@Hatley - Ms Patsie - I have always had the conviction that doctors and their buddies only worry when the patient gets below "40" when that "40" refers to how many pennies they still have in their stash.
Some time back I wrote this one:
"The Psychiatrist"
"Before I peer into your mind
I'd like to take a look
to see if you can make some sense
with your pocketbook."
-Gus-
@Ceerios (4698)
• Goodfellow, Texas
30 Oct 16
@hatley - Ms Patsie - Nifty image there, young lady. Hey, I'm glad that you got your ticker up to speed. Those docs can often be sneaky, trying to slow you down with one kind of pill after another. I would bet that they were feeding you a beta blocker pill (like atenolol) to keep your BP down a bit and the pill was kinda oversized for the job. Happened to me some time back and that atenolol got my heart rate down to under 50. Had me wondering why I was slowing down. All is well that ends well - so it is said. -Gus-
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