0.000023567251461988303% of the users on facebook depend upon ME

By JJ
@JolietJake (43497)
Olney, Illinois
October 21, 2016 4:44am CST
Yes indeed. They do. According to facebook statistics, of the 1.71 billion users (data from June 2016) 0.000023567251461988303% of them come to me, to see what my philosophical advice is. THEY are not members of the herd, sheep blindly following what the other sheep are following. THEY are not afraid of hearing the truth...no matter how unsettling it might be. Are you brave enough to be a part of the 0.000023567251461988303%?
Morning Coughee Moment, Olney, Illinois. 403 likes · 57 talking about this. Caffeine, nicotine, and music, with the occasional philosophical interlude,...
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@topffer (31214)
• France
21 Oct 16
Do not use without medical advice : quite 2CH is already a lot for a homeopathic dilution of "Caffeine, nicotine and music".
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@JolietJake (43497)
• Olney, Illinois
21 Oct 16
All part of this balanced breakfast
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• New Delhi, India
21 Oct 16
I don't know I should find your discussion funny or take it seriously
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@JolietJake (43497)
• Olney, Illinois
21 Oct 16
It is a serious fact.
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• New Delhi, India
21 Oct 16
@JolietJake then I must reread it seriously
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@XinfulThotz (4203)
• Singapore, Singapore
21 Oct 16
i just stalked you on facebook as well
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@JolietJake (43497)
• Olney, Illinois
21 Oct 16
I wondered if that was you...
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• Singapore, Singapore
21 Oct 16
@JolietJake the profile pic with the pig...
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@JolietJake (43497)
• Olney, Illinois
21 Oct 16
@XinfulThotz Yep, I saw they were from Singapore
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@Jessicalynnt (47937)
• Centralia, Missouri
21 Oct 16
I just checked it out, so you just went up a .000000000000000000001% or something lol
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@JolietJake (43497)
• Olney, Illinois
21 Oct 16
Someday I will rule the world
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@JolietJake (43497)
• Olney, Illinois
21 Oct 16
*looks behind* Are you following me?
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• Centralia, Missouri
21 Oct 16
@JolietJake maybe? Do you hear jaws music?
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@nomus24g (17433)
• India
21 Oct 16
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@JolietJake (43497)
• Olney, Illinois
21 Oct 16
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@MALUSE (33803)
• Denmark
21 Oct 16
I'm on facebook under a fake name only to spy on people I know but refuse to become a regular. Too many strange people I don't know want to be my friends.
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@JolietJake (43497)
• Olney, Illinois
21 Oct 16
I can't say I blame you. I get a lot of 'friend requests' from alleged women...spammers mostly...I accept one or two occasionally just to mess with them a bit. It can get a bit nasty...I've seen lots of friendships fall apart there.
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@JohnRoberts (42255)
• Los Angeles, California
21 Oct 16
You are particularly influential with Facebook Antarctic.
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@JolietJake (43497)
• Olney, Illinois
21 Oct 16
But it's almost 50/50 with my friends/followers
@NJChicaa (31628)
• United States
21 Oct 16
Or crazy enough
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@JolietJake (43497)
• Olney, Illinois
21 Oct 16
A little insanity never hurt no one...much anyway
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@much2say (36330)
• United States
21 Oct 16
I may not be a part of that figure yet (everyone knows I try to stay as as possible, but only a couple or so from here know me there). But I know how to find you and a bunch of the gang . . . so don't forget - the numbers don't show "everything" .
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@ms1864 (6947)
• Bangalore, India
21 Oct 16
you're philosophical?
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@LadyDuck (126873)
• Switzerland
21 Oct 16
Of course I am brave enough to be part of the 0.000023567251461988303%, I am already part of it.
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@FourWalls (10726)
• United States
21 Oct 16
I didn't know you had a Facebook page. Tomorrow it'll be 0.000023567251461988304%!!
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@vandana7 (57781)
• India
21 Oct 16
Bro..that is great! I always knew you could turn the world around...it is just matter of time...
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