Snack Attack
By Jeff Moffitt
@moffittjc (118365)
Gainesville, Florida
October 26, 2016 2:09pm CST
Dear Pringles: now that I am no longer a child, I can no longer fit my hand into your tube of deliciousness. Please work on that for me, would you?
And Bugles: your tiny, conical-shaped bites of awesomeness no longer fit like pointy claws on the ends of my fingers. I'd appreciate it if you can think of us grown-ups when you make your chips!
And those little 100-calorie packs of cookies, well they contain just enough mouth-watering delectables to piss me off. Would it be possible to put more than three cookies in the pack and still keep it at 100 calories?
Sincerely,
One Hangry Fan!
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11 responses
@moffittjc (118365)
• Gainesville, Florida
26 Oct 16
Probably their answer will be to send me a coupon for 10% off my next purchase...
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@MALUSE (69416)
• Germany
26 Oct 16
@moffittjc Well, that would be at least something.
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@moffittjc (118365)
• Gainesville, Florida
26 Oct 16
@MALUSE I'm still trying to get my hand out of the Pringles can. It's stuck! You know how hard it is to comment when you can only type with one hand?
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@moffittjc (118365)
• Gainesville, Florida
26 Oct 16
Are you talking about the Bugles? haha
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@infatuatedbby (95001)
• United States
31 Oct 16
Ha-ha!Now you're making me crave for some snacks. 
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@infatuatedbby (95001)
• United States
31 Oct 16
@moffittjc What is your favorite snack?!
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@moffittjc (118365)
• Gainesville, Florida
31 Oct 16
@infatuatedbby Junk food! lol
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@moffittjc (118365)
• Gainesville, Florida
26 Oct 16
Not on this guy's finger! hahaha
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@moffittjc (118365)
• Gainesville, Florida
26 Oct 16
@pgntwo Although I've heard of Hula Hoops, I've never actually tried them. Are they good? What do they taste like?
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@moffittjc (118365)
• Gainesville, Florida
27 Oct 16
Me too! They need to come up with Adult Snack Options!
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@moffittjc (118365)
• Gainesville, Florida
27 Oct 16
@just4him Eww, yuck! Yeah, rice cakes is not a good tasting snack option for adults!
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@just4him (305417)
• Green Bay, Wisconsin
27 Oct 16
@moffittjc There is one, but it doesn't taste so good - rice cakes.
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@moffittjc (118365)
• Gainesville, Florida
27 Oct 16
That would be too easy. I like to do things the hard way!
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@Ritu96 (897)
• Sonipat, India
27 Oct 16
@moffittjc then contact the Pringles...
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@hereandthere (45651)
• Philippines
27 Oct 16
i remember pringles and i think bugles is similar to granny goose kornets here. why is it that with sweet and salty snacks, once you start, you can't stop???
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@moffittjc (118365)
• Gainesville, Florida
27 Oct 16
Because they cater to two of your four taste senses! Your taste buds just cant get enough
@marlina (154166)
• Canada
7 May 17
@moffittjc , Have you ever thought of sliding the Pringles down to a dish? A lot easier to handle!
@moffittjc (118365)
• Gainesville, Florida
7 May 17
I do that with Pringles and just about every other bag of chips I buy! lol
@moffittjc (118365)
• Gainesville, Florida
27 Oct 16
You can visit a special website they have set up for complaints. Just go to and give them a piece of your mind!
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@DesirousDreamer (34783)
• Peoria, Arizona
26 Oct 16
At least once you get to the pringles, you are able to still make the duck bill! no one is too big for that!
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@moffittjc (118365)
• Gainesville, Florida
26 Oct 16
That is true! If I can get the Pringles out intact, I definitely make the duck bill with them! But, unfortunately, more often than not, I crush the Pringles into many pieces when I get my hand stuck in the can! lol
@DesirousDreamer (34783)
• Peoria, Arizona
29 Oct 16
@moffittjc I wonder if they will ever make a device like tongs just to get the chips out.
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@5thHouse (1678)
• Sheffield, England
26 Oct 16
I swear there is something addictive in Pringles making it impossible to stop eating them once the pack has been opened. What's the point of having the plastic lid so you can keep them fresh for another day?? Who on earth manages to have any left after about an hour?
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@moffittjc (118365)
• Gainesville, Florida
26 Oct 16
I've often thought the same thing! A girl after my own heart!
