A Nice, Short Fairytale
By Jeff Moffitt
@moffittjc (118219)
Gainesville, Florida
October 27, 2016 7:21pm CST
Once upon a time, a guy liked this girl, so he asked her to marry him, and the girl said no.
And the man lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went hunting and fishing and played a lot of golf and drank beer and whiskey and stayed out with his buddies as late as he wanted to and had money in the bank and farted whenever he wanted to!
The end!
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@andriaperry (116876)
• Anniston, Alabama
28 Oct 16
He had wreck on his motorcycle because he was drunk and could not balance the shotgun for hunting and the fishing pole for fishing and the golf clubs for the nine, Was in the hospital and they took his money so he just laid in bed and farted.
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@moffittjc (118219)
• Gainesville, Florida
28 Oct 16
That sounds about right! Without a woman in our life to keep us pointed in the right direction, we tend to crash and burn pretty fast
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@moffittjc (118219)
• Gainesville, Florida
28 Oct 16
No, please don't! I don't want to put any ideas into any husbands' heads! lol
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@paigea (35511)
• Canada
28 Oct 16
@moffittjc my husband does all of that anyway; just change hockey for golf. Retirement is great.
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@moffittjc (118219)
• Gainesville, Florida
28 Oct 16
@paigea I would switch golf for hockey as well! I'm a big hockey fan!
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@moffittjc (118219)
• Gainesville, Florida
28 Oct 16
Oh no, definitely not a true story! Well, at least not in my case! I've only asked one girl to marry me, and she said yes. We're divorced now, but we're still best friends.
And besides, I would kill myself somehow if I owned a motorcycle! I already get hurt enough as it is! LOL
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@moffittjc (118219)
• Gainesville, Florida
28 Oct 16
@hereandthere Hahaha, I wish! Then I'd be living the good life! Although, technically, I am single, so I could do all that stuff if I wanted to! But I'm not much of a golfer, so we'd have to scratch that one off the list!
@LadyDuck (454979)
• Switzerland
28 Oct 16
@moffittjc This is something he never did, I see that American are a lot more open about this topic that is a big NO NO in our country. We not even talk about this.
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@moffittjc (118219)
• Gainesville, Florida
28 Oct 16
I'' sure you probably don't want him farting in your house though! Haha
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@moffittjc (118219)
• Gainesville, Florida
31 Oct 16
For the guy, or the girl that said no? haha
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@just4him (303392)
• Green Bay, Wisconsin
1 Nov 16
@moffittjc Hmm, then it wouldn't be a nice fairy tale but a sad one. So I'm going to go with the idea that she found happiness and he did too. Just not in each other.
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@moffittjc (118219)
• Gainesville, Florida
28 Oct 16
I would love to hear the girls version of this story! Do you think you could write it?
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@moffittjc (118219)
• Gainesville, Florida
28 Oct 16
@paigea Isn't that the truth!
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@hereandthere (45671)
• Philippines
28 Oct 16
you forgot burping.
so what happened to dishes and laundry?
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@hereandthere (45671)
• Philippines
28 Oct 16
@moffittjc exactly! i guess showering and brushing goes out the window, too!
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@moffittjc (118219)
• Gainesville, Florida
28 Oct 16
@hereandthere ew, that would be gross if the guy doesn't shower or brush! That's a great way to ensure that he stays single for quite a long time!
@moffittjc (118219)
• Gainesville, Florida
28 Oct 16
Yes, burping should definitely be added to the list!
Dishes and laundry? Not so much. Have you ever been to a bachelor's house? They don't do dishes or laundry...it just piles up until there are mountains of dirty dishes and dirty clothes all over their house! lol
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@moffittjc (118219)
• Gainesville, Florida
28 Oct 16
He's already a sad and lonely man. He was sad that the girl said no to his marriage proposal!
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@moffittjc (118219)
• Gainesville, Florida
28 Oct 16
I don't ride motorcycles Dianne! And my golf game is horrible! lol
@JESSY3236 (18760)
• United States
28 Oct 16
lol it's kinda sad too. she said no.
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@moffittjc (118219)
• Gainesville, Florida
28 Oct 16
As a woman, would you say yes to a guy who farts all the time at the house? LOL
@moffittjc (118219)
• Gainesville, Florida
28 Oct 16
I'm sure it's somebody's true story, but it's not mine! If I had to guess what happened next in the story, I would probably say he went out partying one night, got too drunk, and crashed his motorcycle on the way home and killed himself.
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@Ritu96 (897)
• Sonipat, India
28 Oct 16
@moffittjc it is called "maddness in love"
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@RitzzView (2994)
• India
29 Oct 16
Hahahaha... "Farted whenever he wanted to" after reading this the first line came to my head was 'I would allow the farts anytime..'
Lol...needless to say no other words made me say that..
#from a random girl
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