Old McDonald (Fractured Nursery Rhyme)

@zebra2222 (5144)
United States
October 30, 2016 6:28pm CST
Old McDonald bought the farm. Oh my, Oh my, Oh. A mule kicked McDonald in the butt. Oh my, Oh my, Oh. With an ouch, ouch, here, And an ouch, ouch, there. Here an ouch. There an ouch. Everywhere an ouch, ouch. Old McDonald bought the farm. Oh my, Oh my, Oh. As Old McDonald hemmed and hawed. Oh my, Oh my, Oh. His tractor ran into poor McDonald. Oh my, Oh my, Oh. With a...with a....Sorry, That's the end of Old McDonald. He really bought the farm.
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@DianneN (76155)
• United States
31 Oct 16
He certainly did buy the farm!
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@zebra2222 (5144)
• United States
31 Oct 16
Oh well, he's in barnyard heaven.
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@franxav (4933)
31 Oct 16
Wait till I teach the children this "new" rhyme about old McDonald. They will make all hearers roll with laughter.
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@zebra2222 (5144)
• United States
31 Oct 16
It's my way of improving the Old McDonald's rhyme. Hope it brings a few chuckles.
@Happy2BeMe (74680)
• Canada
30 Oct 16
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@KristenH (23725)
• Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio
30 Oct 16
Too funny.
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@zebra2222 (5144)
• United States
30 Oct 16
Glad you were amused.
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@jstory07 (66140)
• Roseburg, Oregon
31 Oct 16
@zebra2222 I am always amused when I read your posts.
@zebra2222 (5144)
• United States
31 Oct 16
I love to twist nursery rhymes. It's too much fun.
@jstory07 (66140)
• Roseburg, Oregon
31 Oct 16
Poor McDonald bought a farm and now he is hurting all over. But he has the farm.
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