Ever since we started giving women 'rights' the world has been going to Hell

By JJ
@JolietJake (39863)
November 27, 2016 4:21am CST
There. I said it. It's needed saying for a loooooooooong time, but I guess most guys were afraid of the backlash it would cause. Dirty laundry. Filthy floors. Cold/undercooked meals. No sex. But since I am already suffering through all those things...thanks to women...I have nothing to lose by stating the obvious. You see, there was a time when women accepted and understood their roles in life. They weren't causing long lines at voter booths, or accidents on the freeway, or (heaven forbid) trying to take your job. They. Were. At. Home. Where. They. Belong. Scrubbing the floors. Changing diapers. Fixing supper. Doing all those things God intended for a woman to do. I mean, look at it realistically...God gave women long hair so we could drag them back to the cave to do the chores when they snuck out. And I think it is about time that we, as men, take charge of this situation and put women back where they belong...as meek, quiet, obedient second-class citizens. Before it is too late, and they get even MORE weird ideas. Hell, next thing you know, they'll be thinking they could be President of the U.S.A. or some weird crap like that... CAUTION: Failure to adjust the 'snarkasm' setting on your computer could result in you taking this discussion seriously. Please make sure it is adjusted to at least 99% before responding
29 people like this
28 responses
@Jackalyn (6664)
• Oxford, England
27 Nov
You do realise God created woman because man generally is not intelligent enough to operate the washing machine?
7 people like this
@JolietJake (39863)
27 Nov
Hey, we're the one that had to install it...do you expect us to use it as well?
2 people like this
@Jackalyn (6664)
• Oxford, England
27 Nov
@JolietJake Oh is that why it usn't working?
1 person likes this
@JudyEv (97058)
• Bunbury, Australia
27 Nov
Reported. Haha! Just joking. When God made men, She was only joking!
7 people like this
@JolietJake (39863)
27 Nov
God's gonna get you for that
2 people like this
@JudyEv (97058)
• Bunbury, Australia
27 Nov
@JolietJake What part of 'She was only joking' don't you get? She is on my side. I would repent if I were you. And fast!!
2 people like this
@LadyDuck (118631)
• Switzerland
27 Nov
Oh, had something changed for women? I think I missed something, I am still here cleaning the house, washing the laundry, cooking and myLotting.
6 people like this
@CoralLevang (39851)
• United States
27 Nov
You better quit it! You're making the rest of us look bad!
3 people like this
@JolietJake (39863)
27 Nov
And I am still waiting on you to come and do mine
3 people like this
@LadyDuck (118631)
• Switzerland
27 Nov
@CoralLevang How can I quit this, I would feel jobless.
2 people like this
@NJChicaa (28426)
• United States
27 Nov
well someone certainly is in a mood this morning
4 people like this
@JolietJake (39863)
27 Nov
I'm always in a mood. Just not the same one all the time.
4 people like this
@CoralLevang (39851)
• United States
27 Nov
I think that he wrote this in order to make me laugh. We had another post come in that tripped me up by the same author as last week. And I took the bait. But I wrote about it , with the Joan of Arc photograph and JJ does his best to help me lighten the load! He's a good man. Don't let him fool you.
3 people like this
@NJChicaa (28426)
• United States
27 Nov
@CoralLevang he wrote ANOTHER one?!?!
1 person likes this
@Madshadi (3413)
• Brussels, Belgium
27 Nov
I'm going to close this discussion before my wife sees me reading it
3 people like this
@JolietJake (39863)
27 Nov
Hope she doesn't check your internet browser history
1 person likes this
@Madshadi (3413)
• Brussels, Belgium
27 Nov
@JolietJake deleting it all right away. If I get in trouble its on you hahaha
1 person likes this
@celticeagle (114256)
• Boise, Idaho
27 Nov
I wonder sometimes if you aren't being just a bit serious in your silliness. Hmm.
2 people like this
@JolietJake (39863)
27 Nov
Wait...where are all these women coming from? Isn't this the GodMadeMenAsRulersOverWomen forum?
2 people like this
@CoralLevang (39851)
• United States
27 Nov
@JolietJake I think you made a turn toward the wrong continent.
2 people like this
@CoralLevang (39851)
• United States
27 Nov
@Fleurnight not on some continents! But I'm not going to go there, cuz I don't want to get all pissed off again.
2 people like this
@Happy2BeMe (66879)
• Canada
27 Nov
2 people like this
@JolietJake (39863)
27 Nov
Shouldn't that be 'snore'?
1 person likes this
@Happy2BeMe (66879)
• Canada
27 Nov
1 person likes this
@JolietJake (39863)
27 Nov
1 person likes this
@crossbones27 (14888)
• Redlands, California
27 Nov
Do not be so snarky because this was meant to be in code and you just blew what most in are newly elected congress really think. Now they have to start lying to us again to pretend they are all modern and current with societal standards.
2 people like this
@JolietJake (39863)
27 Nov
Dude...what are all these women doing here? Don't they have laundry they should be doing?
1 person likes this
• Redlands, California
27 Nov
@JolietJake The Scrooge is really out this morning. Hope you have plenty of ice ready or are avoiding women at all costs today. lol
2 people like this
• Israel
28 Nov
@JolietJake I just put the laundry in, took my daughter to school, and now I'm going to teach on-line..
1 person likes this
• Jacksonville, Florida
27 Nov
Now I understand why I'm told I'm the "perfect" wife...
2 people like this
@JolietJake (39863)
27 Nov
You are a g( o Y o )d woman
1 person likes this
• Jacksonville, Florida
27 Nov
@JolietJake Thank you. =)
1 person likes this
@pgntwo (21477)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
27 Nov
The snarkasm setting on my mobile goes to 11... And that is where it's at, currently.
2 people like this
@JolietJake (39863)
27 Nov
It is kinda sad that some people actually feel this way
1 person likes this
@Morleyhunt (15947)
• Canada
27 Nov
So, no one wants to touch this discussion. Let's also have men become real men...none of these man buns. Makeup and manicures..noooooo
2 people like this
@JolietJake (39863)
27 Nov
Why manicures anyway? Why not womanicures?
1 person likes this
@Lolaze (2866)
• St. Louis, Missouri
27 Nov
*heads over to IL and beats JJ with a frying pan*
1 person likes this
@JolietJake (39863)
27 Nov
At least it wasn't a rolling pin
1 person likes this
@Lolaze (2866)
• St. Louis, Missouri
27 Nov
@JolietJake I'll use the rolling pin to spank you!
1 person likes this
@JolietJake (39863)
27 Nov
@Lolaze Ooooo...now we're gettin' kinky
1 person likes this
@mysdianait (63977)
• Italy
4 Dec
Just wondering who "we" was/is as I thought woman got them just by flashing enough times throughout history Anyhow, if woman had always stayed at home and cooked, there would have been no need for microwaves or washing machines or other inventions and that would have led to so many men being without jobs. So there
1 person likes this
@JolietJake (39863)
4 Dec
False logic. We would still be secretaries and such, there would be no cancer caused by radiation leakage from microwave ovens, and think of the money saved not having to replace washer/dryers.
1 person likes this
@mysdianait (63977)
• Italy
4 Dec
@JolietJake hmmmmm.... *pauses for thought*.... I have to get back into this type of thinking. It's been far too long
1 person likes this
@Marty1 (25663)
• Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
27 Nov
@Jolietjake I get the post! It was very clever! Just wanted to say, I am a woman and am suffering through all the same things as you! So that leaves us going in a circle that never ends!
1 person likes this
@JolietJake (39863)
27 Nov
Laundry is a vicious cycle
1 person likes this
@Marty1 (25663)
• Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
27 Nov
@JolietJake I picked up laundry pretty well. I do it several times a week, But cooking is the worst! My sister does a lot of it and brings it over for freezing, or I would starve Wait a minute I was I was barely eating for awhile till I was sent to a nutritionist! Then My sister started bringing all this food over. I love doing dishes! Putting the sheets on the bed is the worst! cannot do it, so I wash them the morning my cleaners are coming over because they both work hard on putting my bed together I didn't know they would do that and I went without sheets for a few months!
1 person likes this
@nanette64 (13153)
• Fairfield, Texas
27 Nov
Well, crap, with me being a single female, I still have to do all that. Dang!!! @JolietJake .
1 person likes this
@JolietJake (39863)
27 Nov
If I send my laundry Fed-Ex will you do it for me?
1 person likes this
@nanette64 (13153)
• Fairfield, Texas
27 Nov
@JolietJake Why sure. Just don't expect to get it back right away. Or maybe I'll just sell them on eBay.
1 person likes this
@fishtiger58 (30304)
• Momence, Illinois
27 Nov
I mean the nerve of us women lol
1 person likes this
@JolietJake (39863)
27 Nov
I know, right? Pretty soon y'all are gonna wanna be election officials or some such thing
1 person likes this
@fishtiger58 (30304)
• Momence, Illinois
27 Nov
@JolietJake yea something like that
1 person likes this
@anniepa (26629)
• United States
27 Nov
Gee, Donald, how in the heck did you figure out how to sign up for myLot? Kellyanne must have helped you figure it out, didn't she?
1 person likes this
@JolietJake (39863)
27 Nov
Why yes, she knows her place
@GardenGerty (90224)
• Marion, Kansas
27 Nov
One little three year old I know in Oklahoma asked her Mama "Why would any woman WANT to be President?"
1 person likes this
@JolietJake (39863)
27 Nov
Exactly. How's she gonna have any time for housework?
@shivamani10 (9973)
• Hyderabad, India
27 Nov
Ah....what happened.? Something is wrong somewhere. Women are doing many things. There are families where men and women share the domestic work equally with a high understanding and mutual respect. We need not push them to the position back, Men, when they start residing abroad and remain alone they do all these activities for themselves without depending on others especially on women. Why can't they continue the same thing even after marriage?. Will it not be nice....sharing the work with mutual respect and understand?
1 person likes this
@JolietJake (39863)
27 Nov
Does your computer not have a snarkasm setting?
@ms1864 (6969)
• Bangalore, India
27 Nov
what i am wondering is what kinda post got you writing this...or maybe you heard something elsewhere? I mean i get your snarkasm...but it is usually a reaction to something..
1 person likes this
@JolietJake (39863)
27 Nov
There are a few troglodytes here that just set me off sometimes
1 person likes this