December 6, 2016 9:26am CST
Well, I was sitting here and was in a silly mood. So I decided to write down some one liners, stupid one liners and make a post out of it. It is out of character for me, but I figured why not. I call these ten one liners Stupid Things. I hope you enjoy them. 1 - Please shut the water off, I’m about to drown. 2 - If you lower the sound I will go deaf. 3 - I know the world is not flat, when I walk I find myself falling forward. 4 - I do a lot of adding, but every time I look, there is money missing 5 - I love the digital world, I hope to buy tickets and go there someday. 6 - When I sit I want to stand, when I stand I want to sit 7 - When the hammer falls, I hope it don’t hit me in the head. 8 - Last week I tripped, a few days later I got mail from friends asking how my trip was. 9 - When I looked out the window, I leaned forward, I felt the house tilt. 10 - I had an argument with a friend, when I was leaving he said, “Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, so I walked out backwards. The door hit me in the face. Copyright © 2014 Steven Cetta All Rights Reserved Image Credit : CoolText.com inertia4, Stupid, Things, inertia4posts
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• United States
13 Dec 16
Thank you. LOL. I am glad you liked this post. I have a few more to post up. I have been very busy the last few days with getting ready for the holiday. But at some point this week I am sure I will get around to posting them other ones.
• Delhi, India
7 Dec 16
Very well written. I enjoyed reading it. I would not call these one liners as stupid one liners. Actually, these are puns, which are not easy to make. Keep the good work going. . I would like to add few puns like you: i) I recently got crushed by a pile of books, but I suppose I've only got my shelf to blame. ii) A man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation for a local swimming pool. So I gave him a glass of water. iii) I went to a really emotional wedding the other day. Even the cake was in tiers.
• Delhi, India
8 Dec 16
@inertia4 Thanks for your kind words. Glad that you liked the puns. Some more are here: i) I had to quit my job at the shoe recycling factory. It was just sole destroying. ii) I was getting into my car the other day and a man said "Can you give me a lift?" I said "sure, you look great, chase your dreams, go for it." iii) I have decided to sell my vacuum. Well, it was just gathering dust. iv) Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.