You won't believe what happened at WalMart yesterday!
By Joliet Jake
December 9, 2016 4:56am CST
So I was shopping at a Walmart earlier, when I saw a young child crying. The kid had gone to visit Santa there, but a mall robbery gone wrong had resulted in the wino playing Santa receiving a trip to Heaven due to a stray bullet. The little girl seemed inconsolable, crying that she couldn't understand why God had let someone as good as Santa be killed by notorious criminals. So I took the child into my lap (after throwing Santa's bullet-riddled body from the chair and sitting there myself) and calmly explained to her that there is no real Santa, and that the smelly old wino was probably better off because he now had a permanent home in a casket, and the criminals had actually done a good deed by giving the wino a home, and that God didn't really have anything to do with it because He was busy somewhere else trying to convince a priest that his peccadilloes really weren't helping the Church any and suicide was probably his best option. The child stopped crying, looked at me and said "Really?" and I said "No child, I just want you to shut up." And then the kid started screaming and crying again when her Mom attacked me. Last time I try to help someone at WalMart.
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• Redlands, California
9 Dec 16
I am staying out of this controversial post. Momma mad I run everytime. I have twio female dogs they teach me well.I do miss Tristan becuase he would be the only one to stand up for me. .Women are the worst when they are mad including dogs,