The Horse confesses he has been lying to you all!

@TheHorse (67110)
Pleasant Hill, California
December 14, 2016 9:31am CST
Boy, are MyLotters easy to fool. I've been here over a year, and my MyLot friends actually believe that I'm a child psychologist whose worst crimes involve planting snow peas in random places. They also believe (due to circumstantial evidence I've planted) that I'm a folk/bluegrass musician. Hah! Here's a video that reveals my true identity. It also reveals that I am, in fact, a gangsta rapper. Working all those years in the 'hood took its toll on me. By the way (if you believe this) I checked on my snow peas yesterday when I went to Kaiser to pick up my meds. They're looking great. It's my hope that by planting them early, I'll avoid having them hacked up by Kaiser vassals in the Spring. Meet the true Horse. One more thing. If you don't know Key and Peele, be sure to check out Substitute Teacher and Ultimate Fighting as well.
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25 responses
@yukimori (9066)
• United States
14 Dec 16
And here I thought you were a Pikachu! You mean you've been deceiving me all along?! Whyyyyy???
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@TheHorse (67110)
• Pleasant Hill, California
14 Dec 16
Buwaahaahaa! Had you heard of Key and Peele? I think they're hilarious.
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@yukimori (9066)
• United States
14 Dec 16
@TheHorse I have, but only because I had to stock the box set of a season when I was still working in inventory. Obviously I need to check them out.
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@LadyDuck (162943)
• Switzerland
14 Dec 16
I would never believe now that what you are saying in this discussion is true. You should not lie during Christmas time, Santa will not come to bring the presents to you.
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@TheHorse (67110)
• Pleasant Hill, California
14 Dec 16
I sat on Santa's lap the other day. I asked for Single Malt Scotch. He promised me coal.
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@LadyDuck (162943)
• Switzerland
15 Dec 16
@TheHorse I found a bottle of Irish whisky in our cellar, I made a good Irish coffee last night.
@amadeo (67587)
• United States
14 Dec 16
I was right about you.The Big Liar(kidding)interesting video.But not into rap.
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@TheHorse (67110)
• Pleasant Hill, California
14 Dec 16
The video actually pokes fun at "Gangsta Rap." Key and Peele are my favorite comedy team right now.
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@Asylum (48278)
• Manchester, England
14 Dec 16
I never believed you in the first place and even have reservations about the veracity of this.
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@TheHorse (67110)
• Pleasant Hill, California
14 Dec 16
(stroking my chin) Would I lie to you?
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@yukimori (9066)
• United States
14 Dec 16
But it's on the Internet, so it has to be true...
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@Asylum (48278)
• Manchester, England
14 Dec 16
@TheHorse A definite YES.
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@Platespinner (16773)
• Winston Salem, North Carolina
14 Dec 16
...and I am the CEO of an international business conglomerate.
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@TheHorse (67110)
• Pleasant Hill, California
14 Dec 16
Are you subtly hinting that you doubt the veracity of my post?
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• Winston Salem, North Carolina
15 Dec 16
@TheHorse Me? I'm much too trusting a soul to doubt your word...I believe everything you've ever posted .
@FourWalls (14135)
• United States
14 Dec 16
Wow, I had no idea. You lying lowlife. On the positive side, you're now fully qualified to be a politician.
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@TheHorse (67110)
• Pleasant Hill, California
15 Dec 16
As President of India, I'm looking for Cabinet members. Interested?
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@teamfreak16 (41175)
• Colorado Springs, Colorado
14 Dec 16
Well, you make a fine hip hop artist. Thug.
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@TheHorse (67110)
• Pleasant Hill, California
14 Dec 16
That's me.
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@dragon54u (31615)
• United States
14 Dec 16
Being new here, I no longer know what to believe about the Horse. I don't like bluegrass especially and don't like rap either so music doesn't enter into my opinion of you. I just think you're funny and that's good enough for me!
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@TheHorse (67110)
• Pleasant Hill, California
14 Dec 16
I AM known for planting snow peas in arbitrary places.
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@KristenH (24362)
• Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio
14 Dec 16
Good to know that about you.
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@TheHorse (67110)
• Pleasant Hill, California
14 Dec 16
I'll bring my camera next time I go to Kaiser.
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@KristenH (24362)
• Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio
14 Dec 16
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@TheHorse (67110)
• Pleasant Hill, California
14 Dec 16
@KristenH Rapping is fun. But I could never figure out why people were laughing when I did it.
@Jessicalynnt (47895)
• Centralia, Missouri
15 Dec 16
lol, nice try. I do love Key and Peele though
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@TheHorse (67110)
• Pleasant Hill, California
15 Dec 16
Glad I'm not the only one! I think Substitute Teacher is still my favorite bit.
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• Centralia, Missouri
15 Dec 16
@TheHorse I have so many schools I am in and out of, I am still not really liking it, but it's getting easier.
@SIMPLYD (80299)
• Philippines
15 Dec 16
Now , i don't know what to believe from you anymore .
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@TheHorse (67110)
• Pleasant Hill, California
15 Dec 16
If you believe I like rap "music," I can probably get you to believe anything.
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@SIMPLYD (80299)
• Philippines
15 Dec 16
@TheHorse Hmm, i think you don't . You like country songs instead . Am i right ?
@celticeagle (118553)
• Boise, Idaho
15 Dec 16
Pish Posh! The music is what you have to listen to, not us.
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@TheHorse (67110)
• Pleasant Hill, California
15 Dec 16
"If you get confused, listen to the music play."
Grateful Dead - Franklin's Tower Recorded Live: 10/29/1980 - Radio City Music Hall (New York, NY) More Grateful Dead at Music Vault: http://www.musicvault.co...
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@celticeagle (118553)
• Boise, Idaho
17 Dec 16
@TheHorse ......Not one of my favorites. That would really bug me.
@DianneN (79896)
• United States
15 Dec 16
And I am Key & Peele if we're fessing up!
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@TheHorse (67110)
• Pleasant Hill, California
15 Dec 16
Exactly as I suspected!
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• Laguna Woods, California
19 Jan 17
@DianneN - Ha Ha! This is like an episode of "To Tell the Truth." LOL
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• United States
15 Dec 16
Well a good spinner of stories you may be but you are a child psychologist, right ?
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@TheHorse (67110)
• Pleasant Hill, California
15 Dec 16
That's what they tell me. I think they're all deluded.
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• United States
15 Dec 16
@TheHorse who is deluded ?
• United States
15 Dec 16
*note to self: don't take yer boots off 'fore readin' mr. horse's written words* glad yer peas'r doin' alright 'n yer efforts've yet to be thwarted by kaiser. i aint fond 'f rap, nor the hooligans who rap.
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@TheHorse (67110)
• Pleasant Hill, California
15 Dec 16
I'd put on waders, to be honest.
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• United States
15 Dec 16
@TheHorse sadly mine've a hole'n 'em 'n i'd drown!
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@BelleStarr (38978)
• United States
14 Dec 16
Lol there is a lesson to be learned here!!
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@TheHorse (67110)
• Pleasant Hill, California
15 Dec 16
Never trust anybody you've never met whose idol is Mark Twain?
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@BelleStarr (38978)
• United States
15 Dec 16
@TheHorse mine is Jane Austin and I am a cereal killer, lol corn flakes that is !!
@1hopefulman (29986)
• Canada
14 Dec 16
I knew something was fishy wih this horsy and just as I thought I was going to know the truth "The uploader has not made this video available in your country."
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@TheHorse (67110)
• Pleasant Hill, California
14 Dec 16
Aha! A conspiracy to hide the truth from those in Canada. I bet most Canadians don't even know that I am the new President of India.
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@1hopefulman (29986)
• Canada
15 Dec 16
@TheHorse How about that? We are always the last to know.
@Lucky15 (33754)
• Philippines
14 Dec 16
hmm, well, i think more of this discussion as a..lie, haha
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@TheHorse (67110)
• Pleasant Hill, California
15 Dec 16
"Never let the truth get in the way of a good story."
@jstory07 (68181)
• Roseburg, Oregon
14 Dec 16
That is ok all of us have our little secrets.
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@TheHorse (67110)
• Pleasant Hill, California
15 Dec 16
What should reveal next?
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@Bluedoll (17063)
• Canada
15 Dec 16
You are going to burn for your lie. Children will have to suffer because of your unqualified council and bluegrass will never be the same. Who the heck is Key and Peele?
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