How You Watch A Football Game

Redlands, California
December 15, 2016 8:16pm CST
First put on sunglasses because Seattle's uniforms are blinding the whole west coast. Is that a nuclear explosion? No just Seattle's bright ass uniforms. Anyway, commercial comes on. Reach to your right grab you beer and take a drink. Put Beer down and proceed to type away on Mylot until commercials are over, while ignoring every last one of them. That is unless their is pretty girls, or movie previews. The best is movie previews with pretty girls. This has been a Mylot guide to how you watch a football game Crossbones style.
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@TheSojourner (17291)
• United States
16 Dec 16
I think they were expecting snow. Wouldn't want to lose anybody here, you know. LOL
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• Redlands, California
16 Dec 16
Must have those uniforms would have melted the snow for sure. lol
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• United States
16 Dec 16
@crossbones27 *laughs* True. dat.!
@teamfreak16 (42513)
• Denver, Colorado
16 Dec 16
Every commercial should either be funny or have pretty girls. Preferably both.
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• Redlands, California
16 Dec 16
You would think. I think they really think we are interested in their products. Another memo corporate america. If it does not improve my life I do not want it. lol
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@TRBRocks420 (85989)
• Banks, Oregon
16 Dec 16
Those uniforms are brighter than my Christmas tree lights and, maybe they thought they could blind the other team with them lol.
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• Redlands, California
16 Dec 16
Indeed and so far it is working lol
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