Thanks everyone for the Christmas presents/cards!

By JJ
@JolietJake (43351)
December 22, 2016 4:32pm CST
I was just simply amazed by all the Christmas wishes I have received in the mail over the past few weeks! Cards and packages from all over the globe, from places I didn't even know existed! Places like Yourajerk. Goaway. Leaveusalone. Getoutofhere. Dryupanddie. And I just wanted to thank each and every one of you that sent me a gift. YOU know who you are. Of course, I don't, since there are no return addresses. And why are the packages ticking? Oh well...just can't wait for Christmas to open them.
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@topffer (31218)
• France
22 Dec 16
The Lord came and said "Thou shalt be loved by all" but there are exceptions and you should better get rid of these ticking packages.
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@JolietJake (43351)
22 Dec 16
Maybe they got me some wrist watches! The really big one could be a grandfather clock!
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@topffer (31218)
• France
22 Dec 16
@JolietJake The one coming from Bettertohaveneverbeenborn ? "What you must do, do quickly." (John 13:27).
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@vandana7 (57734)
• India
23 Dec 16
Top it is not possible to be loved by all...even Christ did not manage that..
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@nomus24g (17412)
• India
22 Dec 16
some time-bomb packed by mistake ?? Is this your LAST POST and even before you reply...BOOOOOOOOOOMMMM
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@JolietJake (43351)
22 Dec 16
One of them even glows and makes these weird noises...I'll probably open it last
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@nomus24g (17412)
• India
22 Dec 16
@JolietJake does it smells obnoxious too
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@yukimori (8687)
• United States
23 Dec 16
@JolietJake Sounds like a cat toy!
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@LoriAMoore (8170)
• United States
22 Dec 16
Nothing from Hellon? Hubby's aunt often tells us to visit there when she says, "Go to hell on . . ."
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@JolietJake (43351)
22 Dec 16
I did get one from Gotohell
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@marguicha (82935)
• Chile
22 Dec 16
DonĀ“t open them near Scar.
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@JolietJake (43351)
22 Dec 16
He's just jealous 'cause no one sent him any
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@marguicha (82935)
• Chile
22 Dec 16
@JolietJake He better stay away from your precious gifts. I wonder who sent them!
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@JolietJake (43351)
22 Dec 16
@marguicha I hope none are from any of my ex-wives, I didn't get them anything
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@sabtraversa (9914)
• Italy
22 Dec 16
You're welcome.
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@JolietJake (43351)
22 Dec 16
Let me guess, the one you sent came from Hurryupanddie, right?
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• Italy
22 Dec 16
@JolietJake Nope, I love you. I'm not the one who sent the bomb @nomus24g talks about.
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@nomus24g (17412)
• India
22 Dec 16
@sabtraversa You know what...the ticking Bomb Gift pack is sent by Scar's GF's owner What say @JolietJake
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@nanette64 (14697)
• Fairfield, Texas
23 Dec 16
Oh @JolietJake ; You Da Man!!!! Just to be clear......I do wish you and Scar a very Merry Christmas.
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@JolietJake (43351)
23 Dec 16
Just got off work 'bout 30 minutes ago, got my Christmas bonus and now 3 1/2 days to kill...plus got my regular check today since the banks are closed Monday...I need to get Scar sumthin' but haven't decided what yet...
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@Platespinner (19205)
• Winston Salem, North Carolina
23 Dec 16
Snort!
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@JolietJake (43351)
23 Dec 16
Um...that's powdered sugar, not the other stuff
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• Winston Salem, North Carolina
23 Dec 16
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@CoralLevang (16136)
• United States
22 Dec 16
Was there a BFEgypt postmark in there, too? ;-)
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@JolietJake (43351)
22 Dec 16
Why yes! How did you know? Is one from you?
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@CoralLevang (16136)
• United States
23 Dec 16
@JolietJake Oh, I have sent a postcard or two from BFEgypt. Glad you got it. LOL
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@AmbiePam (46383)
• United States
22 Dec 16
If someone knocks on your door and says he's Santa remember Santa isn't real.
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@JolietJake (43351)
22 Dec 16
Huh? But...but he said his sleigh broke down and he needed to borrow my car for a bit to go get some parts for it
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@yukimori (8687)
• United States
23 Dec 16
@JolietJake Joke's on him... all the kids looking for the free candy you give out will help get it back, right?
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• Philippines
23 Dec 16
Is it possible that most of it are for Scar? Merry Christmas.
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@JolietJake (43351)
23 Dec 16
Nothing smells like catnip or squeaks when I shake it
@RasmaSandra (13964)
• Riga, Latvia
22 Dec 16
lol as I was reading I had a picture of the real, green Grinch in my mind. here is Latvia no one shares Christmas cards anymore and all the neighbors are keeping to themselves but if I did receive any cards mine would come from places like Hittheroad, Headfortimbuktoo, MindyourOwnbusiness and other such lovely places
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@JolietJake (43351)
22 Dec 16
My favorite place so far is Youarealoser
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@sishy7 (27748)
• Australia
27 Dec 16
Nice... Oh, just thought I'd remind you about the raise...
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@mysdianait (64082)
• Italy
26 Dec 16
Is there an increase this year compared to previous years? If so, I wonder if the 'friends' of those who send the gifts are being eliminated over the years (from their Christmas list of course )
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@moffittjc (36711)
• Gainesville, Florida
23 Dec 16
Haha, you got me on this one! It took me a minute to realize what you were doing there with all the names. As I was looking at them, I was thinking to myself that I had never heard of any of those places, and then I started reading them more closely and realized what you were doing!
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@amandajay (17985)
• Sri Lanka
23 Dec 16
Wow seems you have got loads of cards and gifts... Enjoy
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@vandana7 (57734)
• India
23 Dec 16
Now....those are some gifts...
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@LadyDuck (126749)
• Switzerland
23 Dec 16
Love the names of the senders you have chosen.
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@Jessicalynnt (47938)
• Centralia, Missouri
23 Dec 16
Scar been shopping online? hehehe