Pigs Will Fly (A Poem)

@zebra2222 (5188)
United States
December 24, 2016 7:35pm CST
Pigs will fly When I see Santa Up in the sky. Pigs will fly When I see reindeer Passing me by. Pigs will fly When I see a dancing bear, A girl with peppermint hair, A drummer boy playing the harp, A green and red cat prancing in the park, A snowflake as big as my nose, A Christmas tree attached to my toes, An elf bringing me a present as big as a house, A symphony orchestra conducted by a mouse, And an ogre with a desire to eat ten fruitcakes While downing a banana, strawberry, vanilla milkshake. Perhaps pigs will not fly at all, But I'll look for them doing a waltz down the hall.
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@allen0187 (34147)
• Philippines
25 Dec 16
Funny poem! I particularly like the line, 'An elf bringing me a present as big as a house'. I wish that would happen to me! Just finished listening to a song by a local group named Teeth, the title of their song - 'Dogs Can Fly!'. So I love the coincidence!
@zebra2222 (5188)
• United States
25 Dec 16
I thought it would be fun to write on this particular night.
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@allen0187 (34147)
• Philippines
25 Dec 16
@zebra2222 it made me chuckle a couple of times! Thanks!
@epiffanie (10458)
• Australia
25 Dec 16
Nice poem .. I wondered why they used reindeers to fly Santa around the world.. creatures with wings would have been much better ..